[H] Returning Mediocre Casual Panda Seeks Loving Home

Hi!

I’m Lumbagel. I am a panda. I like bamboo, dressing like a hobo and doing PvE and some PvP content.

I used to be Alliance for 10 years, up until last year. Stopped playing, came back to find my guild and faction dead. So I moved to Illidan and rerolled Horde. But I’m still a Panda, so I probably only get half credit.

I don’t have much going for me. I do have Ahead of the Curve for 9.0 and have cut my teeth on gimmie Mythic bosses in the past. One time, in Season Something, I got to 2000+ in RBGs namely because I got carried by players better than me, but boy am I good in casual PVP when I outgear enemies.

I also did 1750 in Arenas once upon a time, but honestly, I find Arenas about as interesting as dryhumping a pillar and didn’t bother trying to push higher.

Any guilds recruiting someone of my extremely limited qualifications? I’ll probably mostly take up space until 9.2 since I don’t know which of the 16 billion systems I need to do to get caught up on, but I think I’m just a few Mythic+ dungeons away from having an ilvl that isn’t completely embarrassing.

So yes, please message me in game, here or elsewhere and let me know if you’d like me to be cashflow. Is Cashflow still a thing? Probably not, but it’s OK I’m a Panda.

I can confirm he’s still a Panda.

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Thank you my long neglected alt. You may go back to sleep now.

Dragonglass is looking for more members. If you’d like to chat send me a btag request Slayor#11289