Join Guild Impure: Where Questionable Decisions Are Our Specialty!
Are you tired of cookie-cutter guilds with their pristine reputations and predictable raid schedules? Look no further! Welcome to Impure, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is optional.
Who We Are:
- A band of misfits, rebels, and downright degenerates.
- We’ve mastered the art of making decisions that leave even the NPCs scratching their heads.
- Our guild motto: “Why follow the rules when you can break them in style?”
What We Offer:
- Raid Nights: Every Tuesday and Sunday from 5 PM to 7 PM server time. Expect epic battles, questionable strategies, and the occasional accidental pull (because who needs crowd control anyway?).
- Loot Drama: We’ve turned loot distribution into a full-contact sport. May the best ninja win!
- Guild Chat: Prepare for a wild ride. Topics range from “Best Taco Bell order” to “Is Azeroth flat?” (Spoiler: It’s not.)
Requirements:
- A sense of humor (mandatory).
- A willingness to embrace chaos (highly recommended).
- Patience (because our raid leader once tried to tank with a fishing pole).
Perks:
- Free repair bills (courtesy of our resident gold farmer).
- A guild tabard that screams, “I survived Impure!”
- Access to our secret Discord channel, where we discuss conspiracy theories and share cat memes.
How to Apply:
- Whisper any guild member in-game. If they respond with “I’m not sure how I got here either,” you’re in!
Remember, life is too short to play it safe. Join Impure, where questionable decisions are celebrated and sanity is overrated. See you in Azeroth! 
Disclaimer: Impure Guild is not responsible for lost brain cells, broken keyboards, or sudden outbreaks of laughter. Apply at your own risk. 