Grave Robbing. The Business!

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW HOT FAD IN AZEROTH?

Due to the decreasing amount of pre-wrath world leaders and lore figures, players have begun to notice a drop in world activity. Well, we at Gritgrog Co. have a solution!!

Purchase your very own Gritgrog Grave Grabber kit, of the GGG! (not to be confused with the Goblin Galaxy Glomper)

Simply go over to your local deceased leaders’ death shrine, pull out our patented Death Digger © shovel, and start tossing loam! Once you strike gold, erect our Leadership Ladder ©, the handy-dandy frame with which to build your new raid boss! Once all the bones are in place, place (1) Azerite container(s) into the rocket socket, and ensure the samophlange is in the correct position.

Read aloud the words “ÁffÁllashÁ ShØ∏ÒÔÓÏÎÍÅ Ç◊ıp”, and voila! Your very own villain!

  • Note: Gritgrog Co. is not liable for any Samophlange related injuries. File any complaints to your local goblin.
  • No refunds, funeral expenses not included.
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Seemed fitting

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So some furball Panda thinks she can muscle in on the Ebon Blades business interests?

*** Cracks Knuckles ***

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Exactly! I don’t see the Shado-Pan destroying and killing…a whole buncha…Argents…
…you know, I need to sit and just think for a little bit.

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I remember them getting destroyed by negative emotions. I don’t think they’re destroying anything anytime soon.

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Yes! This post gets a like from me :blue_heart:

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They have a game akin to stardew where you’re a gravekeeper and yes… you can rob the graves

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Strides in

“E-excwoose me, ma’am, but, unfwortunately,”
Ruffles papers

“The Ebwon Bwade is cwassifwied as a chawity Organisation, not a business. Youwu’ve got no stake in this at awl!” owo ^.^

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Or alternatively…pulls Mi’kai’s Death scythe out of thin air

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Haha, silly elf! Pandas are immortal!

We can take a whole axe to the sternum and walk away. What do you think a simple decapitation’s gonna do to me, huh?

just means more means of attack. I can flank you with myself!!

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I was just gonna raise the dead with it… an ironic property for something called a death scythe… (then does the life scythe kill people with like death touch or something?)

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You’ve been to the Overgrowth, right? That’s what life does to ya - in abundance! :smiley:

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