Your Mechagnome microwave, calling!
Would you like some coffee? 
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Yes please and thank you!
Sooooo tired…
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I went to sleep at like 730-ish yesterday.
Confused why the microwave is asking me if i want coffee, but sure.
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Ah, coffee. Just what the doctor ordered. Bonus points if you sing like an LG appliance when the zapping of said coffee is done, OP. 
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As someone who worked for Starbucks, Compass Coffee, and multiple other coffee shops, I was super happy this card existed lol.
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Do do-do-do do do, do-do-do do-do-do do do! Do do-do-do do do, do-do-do do-do-do do!
(I have my washing machine memorized 
)
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Ill take a monster rehab green tea please
Never got into coffee
Yaaaaaas!
The microwave at work sings a jaunty little tune when it’s done. It’s far more satisfying than I can qualify for some reason. Whatever psychologist contributed to the blessed creation of singing appliances deserves a raise.
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Totally i remember those days. Im work days now currently.
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Right?! LOL
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I miss the other controversial thread, but no I have some MiO water energy stuff I’m going to squirt into this bottle. A bottle of water, like who drinks water? We invented soda which is 1,000 times more interesting.
At least it isn’t the toaster asking if you want toast.
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Already downed red bull number 1.
My dishwasher makes me grin like a loon whenever it completes its task.
No, thank you. May I have some tea instead?
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Yes, I need coffee. About to go out and shovel a foot of snow.
Still have 5 months of this garbage! I need to move to the desert.
Eeew I’m sorry. Thankfully we only got a dusting so far.
But I’m worried about outdoor kitty. It’s freaking cold out there. And only going to get worse.
I actually bought her a second insulated house, so that I can put her food and water in the second one, push the two together and she can traverse between the two without freezing to death.
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Here in fly over country we’re looking at between 9 and 13 inches between Saturday night and Sunday morning. Wal-Mart was low on bread, eggs, and milk this morning because apparently French toast is the go-to snowed in food.
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LOL yeah, every time there’s a threat of inches of snow, everyone buys out the toilet paper, milk, eggs and bread.