Gonk best loa

Prove me wrong.

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Bwonsamdi is the best loa
due to the jokes on death

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Gonk needs to advertise better, I’ve never heard of her. I like the one who cackles at my death.

If Rezan was still alive, you’d be wrong. But without him Gonk is possibly the best.
Jani is great though…

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Bwonsamdi Fo Eva!

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What is Gonk? Is that a cartoon name for a mallet?

I was always a mammtoth guy.

RIP mammtoth

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Druid loa.

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Gonks pretty cool. But after all the times I watched Disney’s Hades I just love Bwonsamdi.

( Still a trip the guy that worked on animation for The Wall worked on this movie )

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Jani is the Everyman loa, though.

HEK HEK HEK!

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I still type “hek hek hek” sometimes to show I’m laughing. ( well okay “kek kek” too but Jani warped my vocabulary lol )

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Rezan may be the loa of kings but Jani is the loa for me!

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Gonk is great. But ol’ Bwonsamdi is better.
Oh yeah, I love Jani too! Such a rascal!

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Bwonsamdi is so charming and funny though. The voice actor did a great job.

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If I were a rich mon
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum
If I were a wealthy mon
I wouldn’t have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
If I were a biddy biddy rich
Idle diddle didle didle mon
I’d build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen
Right in the middle of Orgrimar
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below
There would be one long staircase just going up
And one even longer coming down
And one more leading nowhere, just for show

I’d fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear
Squawking just as noisly as they can
And each loud bwak bwak bwak
Would land like a trumpet on the ear
As if to say “Here lives a wealthy mon”

Oy, If I were a rich mon
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum
If I were a wealthy mon
I wouldn’t have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
If I were a biddy biddy rich
Idle diddle didle didle mon

I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich mon’s wife
With a proper double chin
Supervising meals to her heart’s delight
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock
Oy, what a happy mood she’s in
Screaming at the servants, day and night

The most important mons in town would come to fawn on me
They would ask me to advise them
Like a Thrall the Wise
If you please, Voths Tevye
Pardon me, Voths Tevye
Posing problems that would cross a shaman’s eyes
Ya-da dee-da-da, Ya-da-dee-da
And it won’t make one bit of difference if I answer right or wrong
When you’re rich, they think you really know

If I were rich, I’d have the time that I lack
To sit in the temple and pray
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall
And I’d discuss the holy books with the learned mons, seven hours every day
And that would be the sweetest thing of all

Oy, if I were a rich mon
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum
If I were a wealthy mon
I wouldn’t have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

Lord who made the lion and the lamb
You decreed I should be what I am
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan
If I were a wealthy mon!

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