Goblins Should Build A Magic Floating City

And call it “Dollaran” :smiley:

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Mechafloata

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Fizzle & Pozzik’s Speed blimp

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Overmine.

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Man I always wished the goblins and gnomes had their own wandering giant robot cities that we could fight each other in. Lol

Like you’ll be in the auction house and all of a sudden you get flung all over the place cuz your robot got hit by a rocket or a ridiculously large exploding chicken.

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And then it blows up half an expansion later.

Nobody attacks it or anything, it just goes kaboom.

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Spirit of Saint Kezan

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I think it should be gnomes and goblins to build it. And it should fly over Thousand Needles, and they should have airship races.

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With blackjack and hookers?

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Millennium Gazlow

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Goblins and Gnomes need more screen time, and a Tinker class!

Now that Blizz has shown they don’t care about transmog with Dracthyr, let us pilot mechs as a tinker hero class and have our Goblin/Gnome inside of it in combat.

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Doesn’t most Goblin tech explode? I mean sure they got some stuff that didn’t explode but I always thought the popular theme was Goblin tech has a tendency to explode and Gnome tech has a tendency to backfire.

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A floating goblin city would have to have a casino. It’s practically a contractual obligation.

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Crapopolis was the best Goboin city, let’s make that one fly.
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also~
what do you call a goblin mage?..
a goblin who can spell! aaahahaha…
ilovebrewfest

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Realistically it would be a floating goblin casino with a city hastily bolted on at the last minute by a subcontractor who subcontracted to a subcontractor who subcontracted to a incoherent spokesman for a particularly shifty kobold clan.

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What if we had a Goblin Mortal Engines cities but flying

Gobbling up other cities to stay afloat due to failing parts.

Like those snake games my kids play on their phones. Becoming the big snake or in this case the biggest city

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this made me imagine a tauren visiting their city, goin’ to use the restroom and the bolts holding the building gives way lol
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“How are we gonna explain this?”

“It’s not a bug it’s a feature! Anti-Tauren Attack Defence Countermeasures! Guaranteed to protect against all Tauren attacks on restroom facilities!”

“Brilliant! Raise our prices 3% for the added value!”

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I’m picturing a flying version of Kowloon Walled City.

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