Goblins are superior waifu material

hides in flock of gnomes
But can you find me?

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i’ll stick to vulpera.
easy to maintain and more quality times without money involved.

Yes, because you have much wider hips than a gnome.

idk, I mean they are nice and all, I especially love the fact the girls are taller than the boys, but still, it’s hard to beat the sheer THICCNESS of the female pandaren or the Amazonian muscles (and height) of the female tauren.

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Shortstack power rules supreme.

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I punt gnomes until one explodes and that one was the goblin.

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People keep saying shortstack. I guess because we’re short and we have stacks of money.

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Nah, because you’re short and built like a brickhouse.

:dracthyr_sweat:
imagine the squeezing hugs they could give…

Since Vulpera look like the offspring of a goblin and a worgen, then shouldn’t they be called Corgins?

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Corgis aren’t likely to pick pocket your whole life savings and run off with another Vulpera.

Gallywix dummy thicc. :raised_hand: :weary: :ok_hand:

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This is why we need goblin paladins. They’re like warriors but free of Charge!

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You can have all the goblins, I will take all the big buff Tauren ladies and Highmountain Tauren ladies as my waifus.

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Tauren are food, not friends.

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That’s also why they won’t exist.

The Body type 2 definitely not female goblins remind me of the body type 2 not girl gremlin from Gremlins 2

They’ve just transcended money to operate on a system of spiritual favors.

Goblin ladies be like “I got what you need” then “Time is money friend”…

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