Goblins are superior waifu material

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And I’m tired of pretending they’re not.

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They’re gross.

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true

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Shortstack love.

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This is true. I’m truly impressed that such a tiny body can uphold probably the largest bread cutter on Azeroth.

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Um…

Urge to rob blind in conflict with personal dignity

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Why would you rob the lovely ladies of your species?

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Hi I am curious how you managed to block your portrait with your pauldrons how you did. xD

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Not my pauldrons. I caught Gnome Weapon Disease some time ago. :pensive:

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^ this.

Also, what sorcery makes your post 10 chars?

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23 19! WE HAVE A 23 19! (Putting this here since Blizzard thinks my joke was not a complete sentence.)

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Not sure about their shoulders, but…I was born this way. : \

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Well, now isn’t this interesting isn’t it?

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You can add invisible words by putting them inside <… >

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Forged deep down in Gnomeregan…an abomination so devilishly attractive the only way to stop the forums from fainting was to block their picture…Hawo…bane of all who would want to be attractive compared to them.

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I’ve heard the only way to cure it is the loving of a good goblin woman.

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I happen to know a handsome lovely metal giant robot powered by Fel fire in Hellfire who would love on you.

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That is not a goblin. That is a pleasure droid.

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< … That spacklish Goblin. All green and earish. They will never guess I am in their thread dissing their waifu status, thanks to the secret lore they have foolishly shared … >

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Oh dear…
Looks for exit

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