Goblins Are Cute

Yes. Yes they are. And I am now inspired to level one of my goblins to 80, I just can’t decide which. Warrior? I already have two 80 warriors. Hunter? I have one at 80 already. Arcane mage? I got a fire mage to 80 and quit playing them because I hated the fire orbs from that hero tree and felt way too squishy for my tastes. I’m boycotting shaman this expansion because the button bloat is obscene. I can’t do rogue because I really hate the goblin sneak animation, and because I have an 80 red-skinned draenei rogue whose hotness is unmatched. I hate playing priest, and have two monks at 80 as well. Still, which goblin should I 80-fy?!?

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goblins are not cute

I believe in shortstacks (and gobbo) supremacy

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Very nice indeed.

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Goblins are cute till they steal your money and your clothes :frowning:

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Night Elf clothes smell nice. We have sensitive noses and you are very good at making your clothes smell incredible.

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Yes, us goblin gals are cure arn’t we… can’t say the same about our men though… they all look like you hit them with a sack of bricks… but hey, who needs ‘em… I’ll take myself a cute goblin gal any day.

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What??? Goblin’s stealth animation is the best one in the game!

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I approve 100%.

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The Goblin sneak animation is really cute but when you are moving at high speed you look like a bird bobbing your head back and forth.

I really wish Goblin rogues had the Vulpera’s sneak animation.

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At first sure, it’s amusing. But it gets annoying real fast.

Pandas are even cuter.

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Throwing mine into the mix

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Your Goblin is super adorable!
I’m very excited to finally get justice!!

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Heck, I just did the heritage quest again for my goblin warrior and the amount of times we punched Gallywix in the face, just for him to escape, is staggering.

Hopefully I get to put him down for good this time.

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I’m gonna plorm.

…We are gonna plorm soon.

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Somewhere, I have a goblin hunter named Schuutfirst. Maybe it’s time to get him leveled up.

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goblins, oddly have one of the most well designed models imo

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Clearly there should be a fight over it.

*Gets Popcorn. *

Speaking from experience?

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Till you try to mog shoulders, they’re curved forward that looks nice from the front. Looking from behind though, they’re hovering. Sad thing is, vulpera don’t have this issue.