Goblins Are Cute

Gobbo’s are the best!

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Gotta start your AH fortune selling something.

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Me see.

You sold pants.

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I think they are cute on other people but I have a max level goblin hunter, shaman and actually I think it’s just those two, but I don’t play them at all and I have the same pirate transmog.

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I cannot unsee the oversize arms tho.

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Eh, don’t worry about it. Haters gonna hate.

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Agreed. I know it’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea, but I think the game world as a whole is enriched just from the zone existing. And even though a lot of people might not like the particular mechanical transmogs that will be available, it’s good for those options to exist for those characters whose lore it fits.

As for me, I think the Warcraft universe is at its best when it leans hard into the things that are very unique and particular to itself. Techno-fantasy is a strong part of WoW lore. I also loved Burning Crusade and Warlords of Draenor, because Draenor itself is such a cool and unique fantasy world away from Azeroth. It reminds me of an exaggerated version of pulpy worlds like John Carter of Mars, parts of Conan, or the Dungeons and Dragons “Dark Sun” campaign setting (though less grimdark).

I think WoW would also be greatly enriched if future expansions took us to more alien worlds and outer space, just for the diversity of it. (I’m confident Midnight will have us fighting Dimensius in the Outland-like remains of the Ethereal homeworld)

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Goblins are pretty neat.

Here’s Guuah playing time cop with a certain gnome dragon.

https://i.imgur.com/yhHyM30.png

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Goblins don’t have oversized arms. They have oversized heads, hands and feet, and short legs.

You can tell that their arms are well proportioned because their wrists are lined up with the end of the torso, just like humans.

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Extra space needed for our genius.

Needed to hold huge sacks of gold and treasures.

Forum safe answer: some of the blizz team are fans of that movie guy, Quentin something.
A more realistic answer, while completely true, would still put me in forum jail again.

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Yeah, they are cute. I like the plunderstorm announcer lady. Being called a scallywag in that accent brings me joy.

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I complimented a goblin lady on her appearance, she said “I got what you need…”, I took her out on a date and she said “Time is money friend”…

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making a goblin outlaw rogue with fist weapons was one of the best choices i ever made. pulling out a gun during a fist fight is average goblin activity. if ya cant beat em, bring a gun. cant wait to blast that quad chin off gallywix.

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They’re better looking than elves I’ll give you that.

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Boo hoo hoo always crying about us Goblins. Wasn’t for us you wouldn’t have anything. We do alot of jobs nobody wants. Thanks to the Horde not having a faction and a Warchief we may have to work for the Alliance.

Does anyone knows how to contact Sylvanas? Phone number or E-mail ?

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You say you’re a goblin but how can anyone tell with that oversized head-hider you have on?

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The oversized head helps me from those Jedi mind tricks. Only money works with Goblins.

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*Long Sip of Tea *

Goblin Women are nice.

*Sips more Tea *

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so cute

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Cute?

Compared to a Forsaken, maybe, but the little green blighters are a pest, a pest I say!

We need them to be puntable. :sunglasses:

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