Goblin Underwear

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I assume by now, most of you have seen the model updates for goblins and worgen.
What you may not have noticed however, was that the underwear of these models has a new texture, but no new design.

“Why would this matter?” You ask.
Log into WoW, hop on your favorite Vanilla/BC race character, take off all your clothes. What do you see?
You see underwear with fancy new designs that weren’t there originally. Why? Because the art team decided it wasn’t enough to simply give you plain underwear, it needed to have frills, layers, or multiple colors involved. Your underwear needed to look FANCY.

Now look at the new goblin underwear. It’s rather plain. Quite a surprise for a race that is obsessed with tacky pineapple print wallpaper, don’t you think?

This worries me because it leads me to believe that Blizzards art team is not bringing their A game to the goblins.
Will goblins and worgen even get new hairstyles like all the other races did?
Will male goblins ever recieve eyebrows?
Will pineapple print become a thing of the past?

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Chibisue would have a word with this thread.

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I check back in after 6 months and find a discussion about goblin underwear. Yes, I’ve made a terrible life choice.

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Oh ye of the fancy Silvermoon underwear, have ye no pity on this poor pineapple printless soul?

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In my head canon only silk underwear will do.

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I’ve never seen goblin underwear so…

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Male night elves never got new undies either. Because they were a last minute rush job.

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Maybe we can discuss more about this goblin underwear over dinner?

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It shows. It’s why I’m concerned about goblins.

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Those model updates aren’t even close to being finalized. If they were, we’d probably be seeing more of them in datamines/PTR.

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We’ll put pineapple print on pizza.

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You had me until this. Now I will fight this unto my death.

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So… you want goblins to have tacky pineapple print boxer shorts?

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The pineapple print is on the inside of your undergarments. Closer to that nugget of coal you Goblins call your heart. :yum:

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Yeah, the model update can never truly be complete unless our undies properly reflect the high class and sense of style of our people!

And I’m sure we can all agree, that could only come in the form of pineapple-print, CLEARLY! :smiley:

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Horde don’t have “underwear” – we have loincloth

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Goblins and worgen have waited SO FREAKIN LONG for their updates, it seems like fancy underwear is the least they could do for you. I mean, have you seen the snazzy undies fempandas get? You guys deserve at least that level of glam.

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Another from the Goblin Girl Swimsuit issue calendar…

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You don’t?

After Nightborne, are you really willing to trust in Blizzard to follow-through?