Goblin Mustache

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Hello,

This is a serious thread for serious people asking for serious changes.

I logged in for prepatch and went to the barber to notice my goblin can not have a mustache. I demand this to be changed. I want a mustache like Ron Swanson. I ended up settling for a bone spike through my nose.

Add this immediately.

Thank you,
A serious person.

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/signed

:cookie:

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Agreed.

Hawaiian shirts too, please!

:four_leaf_clover:

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Gonna go get my serious pants for serious boys.

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The greatest issue in these troubling times.

Also, I need a goatee so I can look like Doctor Strange whilst doing magic.

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Where’s your gold buried?

Also, if you want mustaches, both types of Gnomes have the best in the game.

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  1. gnomes aren’t dwarves, therefore that is factually incorrect.
  2. I’m pretty sure forcing someone to play a gnome is listed as a war crime in the Geneva convention.
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Listen, if Goblins weren’t perpetually prepubescent and unable to grow hair we wouldn’t even have to have this conversation.

PS - My Goblin Mage is my second most-played character behind this. I was just pointing the OP in the direction of small folk with mustaches.

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You need to leave this thread.

Just a reminder…

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And now I hope Goblins’ upper lip is never blessed with hair. Ever.

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Signed for my goblin brothers.

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Nothing prepubescent about me. Then again, the last thing I want is a mustache.

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And now I hope your tree never grows back.

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Go home JD, you’re drunk

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I never knew I needed this until I saw it…

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Circling back to this since Blizzard is out of bed and at their desks now.

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JD pls

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Undead can’t have facial hair…
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!

An also serious person.

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I think any race with hair should have facial hair options

Do undead have facial hair? :eyes: