Hi there! Which would you say is more active right now? Retail or Classic Cata? I have no major Horde characters to role play with, so I thought that I would ask.
Hi!
Both are active right now, depending on what youâre looking for.
From an RP perspective?
Retail is more active, but admittedly Iâve only seen a small corner of Classic Cata so I am not the most qualified for an opinion on that. Weâve had more RP opportunity in retail than we have on a designated RP server Cata-side, but thatâs ok. Weâre still enjoying running stuff and mingling with the community.
If anyone out there has a more expert opinion, theyâre welcome to chime in to help with your question. 
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Will Flashbang be returning with Undermines?
Hiya Zaket!
We have indeed returned and will soon be basing most operations out of this boomtastic, Gobtastically fabulous city.
And yeah! Itâs your ole pal Eddy P back from the dead. Well, not completely dead. Just mostly. All better and ready to pitch all yous guys amazing promotions, zany ideas, and up to the moment coverage of Azerothâs greatest city:
UNDERMINE!!!
Speaking of which, as part of the our great resurgence (some say resurrection, but whada they know), Flashbang Exportâs very own super-lawyer and expert on keeping FBE totally legit (minimum bribes paid), Brigit âGoldieâ Goldscrew has formed a tour company!
You hoird dat right. And if ya didnât, try a box of Q-Tips, pal. AnywaysâŚ
Goldieâs Golden Tours will be wowing newcomers to Undermine, beginning with members of Flashbang Exports this coming Saturday, March 8th @ 7pm realm time.
Weâll meet up at the fountain, learn some history, get a complimentary commemorative pineappletini mug (FBE members only), and head off into the city on the adventure of a lifetime.
Now, just because itâs for FBE members donât mean ya canât tag along. In fact, Goldie plans to swig the elixir of tongues just in case the blue side (is that still a thing?) wants to join. Of course youâll need to bring your own elixir for that. Weâll be walkan, and sometimes ridin vintage Goblin Trikes! What a way to get from point to point.
Drinking, dancing, street food, maybe some muggahs (it IS a city), and most important, a Gobtabulous good time. No telling what sort of zany craziness weâll get up to!
Stay safe out there, Azerothians! And just a remindah: if you wanna be in Flashbang, ya gotta be a Goblin. If you wanna RP with Flashbang, you gotta just be you. We roll wits anyone.
Until next time, if ya see a pimpin Gob wearin a gold feathered hat, its probably me, your ole pal Eddy P. Send a wave and Iâll be sure to fingergun ya back.
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Howdy Gobs and Gob-fans! Howdja like that tour? It sure feels good beinâ HOME, amirite??
Iâm lovinâ the new digs! Looks like a buncha ya Gobs are too! Business is boominâ, and weâre seeinâ more hirinâ than that time I accidentally left the decimal after the total pay per hour insteada movinâ it before them numbers like I usually do!
Now that ya gettinâ settled in, howâs that new Gob Life feeling? Pretty good, yeah? So now ya need a new home for ya Gob, doncha? Lucky for you, Flashbang is always hirinâ!
Weâre also home to the OG Batgob, he was broodinâ in the rafters of FBE HQ yeeeeeaarrrs before they swiped his likeness. I really hope heâs not gettinâ chumped outta them royalties!
Anyways, hope ta see ya âround and if ya need a home, hit us up⌠though maybe not literally. I seen how yaâll be drivinâ down there. Maybe just yell outta ya car window and weâll getcha squared away, yeah?
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Amazing ragtag band of silly funny small green people. Really glad to be here.
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Bump for the bests!!!
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Klezzek was new to the company; a book keeper by trade.
He sat at a desk, one in a long row of others in the room. He was the only one here at this time and he was looking over the limited files he has access to. The company profits were good, but they can always be better. He sat back in his chair and rubbed his bleary eyes.
âI wonder if we can open relations with other organizations within the Horde,â he mused to the empty room.
With that, he reached for a large stack of files, all centered on trade relations with other factions, and set to work.
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Howdy!
Flashbangâs under new management! Just lettinâ ya know for networkinâ/official purposes, and also wantinâ ta thank ya for a good run! Iâm still around, just enjoyinâ the vacay life. Be good anâ take care aâ yaselves!
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Hiya Gob fans! Itâs ya ole pal Eddy P. and boy do I have a story for you! After a summer of corporate espionage, hostile takeovers, not so hostile walkaways, the Potlatch Family now runs da joint!
Yeah, ya hoird dat right. Ya ole pal hereâs a Trade Prince. Or Baron, or whatevah itâs called dese days. Maybe just da last schmuck holdin the keys. A rat on a sunken ship. Cept this ship ainât sunk an FBEâs still sailin.
Under newer than the former new management. True, the HQ"s been blown ta bits, the vaults been mostly raided (not the gold. We had dat hidden), and most of the employees have hit the pavement, or whatâs left of it anyway. But Hey! Weâre Gobs. We get exploded and carry on with powder-burned smiles.
So, what does that mean for yours guys? Well, let me tell ya. Foirst, weâre opening the doors (once the contractors install them) to anyone who wants to live the Gob Life! You heard me right! You ainât gotta be a Gob to be a Gob!!! Talk about a kaja kola idea!
My cousins and I ran it by the remaining management and theyâre all on board! Andddddd weâll even accept Gnomes! Thatâs true change right there. Tauren rogues, Forsaken chefs, Dwarf dancers! Skyâs the limit.
What makes us stand out ya ask? Well, Iâll tell ya. Weâre now Goblin-CENTRIC. Which is what I meant about living the Gob life. Profit, launderin, schemes, doing the crate dance at the Rusty Nail. Ya gotta be on board with doin all the zany things us Goblins do.
Weâre currently rebuilding the HQ, cleaning out the cobwebs and spiders who made them, and once itâs all completed, weâll be back in business! Hopefully in time to welcome Gobfather Winter to our new digs.
Until then, keep living the Gob Life, and as you do, tell em your ole pal Eddy made ya do it. Iâll be glad ya did.
OOC: We are now open to all races/factions. Goblin-Centric RP.
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Bump, for new beginnings!
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Very excited for you and your crew!
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Thanks, Sefi! Means a lot coming from you. With player housing and guild neighborhoods arriving, RP is going to take on a whole new flavor. Blackwater will truly have itâs own island! And we will have a company town. Hopefully, we can get some Goblinesque items to really bring it home.
Thanks, Alice!!! Sometimes a good explosion is good for bidness
Hey, hey, Gob fans! Your ole pal Eddy P here to once again regale you with the wonders of living the Gob life.
As you may know, our corporate headquarters were blown to bits this past summer, forcing us to shudder operations until we could figure things out and determine which direction (if any) we should take. The last Gobs standing decided to plow forward and make some drastic changes.
As mentioned earlier, we are no long a Goblin Only company. We are open to all. Yes. Even Gnomes. After discussions with the remaining management, it was determined we have been limiting our talent pool by hiring only Goblins. That has now changed.
That being said.
Flashbang Exports will remain Goblin-Centered. Living the Gob Life is a state of mind. A mad mind, perhaps, but what harm is there in a little madness? Explosions only hurt for a bit. Glider crashes and zepplin disasters are mostly a thing of the past. Our R&D department has promised to be safer. Weâve placed a few yellow tape lines on the factory floor for safety! Weâve even added an extra minute to the weekly lunch break. I mean, weâre working hard!
anyways.
We have some amazing, super duper, boomtastic news:
Flashbang Exports is building a company town! Prefabricated housing designed to fit even a Forsakenâs twisted tastes. Fishing ponds with mostly clean water. Weâre planning a Kaja Kola recycling program, keeping the dump beyond the edge of town. I know, not as convenient as your own backyard, but hey! Weâre pushin boundrys here!
So, why not give us a shout. The neighborhoodâs going up fast. Roads laid, sewers kinda working. Soon, BoomTown will be bigger than Undermine. Hopefully with neon the likes thatâs never been seen!
In the meantime, if you DO decide to live the Gob Life and move in, be sure an tell your real estate agent your ole pal Eddy P sentcha. Iâll be glad ya did.
You mooks recruiting? Need a neighborhood for my gobbos.
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Hiya Skarznit!
You bet we are! Just getting back into recruiting. I was going to buy a neighborhood charter when I log on today.
Send a request through the system and Iâll add you to the guild.
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Hiya Gob fans! Ya ole pal Eddy P here, and boy do I have a deal for you.
BoomTown development is now complete and weâre handing out FREE lots! Well, ya gotta pay the Horde 1000 gold, but dat ainât us rakin in the dough. If ya ask me, itâs dat swindlin Tauren actin like a land baron. Tocho Cloudschmuck, callin himself a steward. Yeah, sure pal. We know what game ya playin.
Anyways.
Thereâs never been a netter time to enjoy the Gob-Life. But I tell yas, doze lots will go fast. Call our agent on guild findah, send an application, and join the land rush. And when ya do, be sure an tell em your ole pal Eddy P sentcha. Iâll be gladja did.
Best of luck to the folks over at Flashbang!
Hope you guys keep rockinâ it!
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Add me! Iâm on WRA so I canât message you. TrillGates#11611
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