Ever wondered how a guild made exclusively of one of the least popular character races in all of WoW manages to survive? Let me tell you!
-
We offer our members a unique playstyle and light-hearted RP experience where goblins are not mocked but rather, worshipped!
-
We aren’t too fussy about who we let in. When you only have 4% of the Horde population to recruit from (and only a fraction of those are unguilded) that’s not a lot. So we’re pretty forgiving when it comes to our standards. Also, no fancy application required, you just have to be a goblin!
-
While there are plenty of goblin-themed guilds on various RP servers (which are usually about 10% goblins and 90% blood elves), we are one of only a small handful that are EXCLUSIVELY goblin. People search high and low for guilds like ours, and at least 50% of our new recruits are transfers from other servers.
-
We do our best to look after our members. While it’s an impossible goal to please everyone, in a world full of alt characters, we strive to reward those that play their goblins as their main character. That means easy entry to our all-goblin raid team, and promotions to reward those who are active and participate in guild activities. It’s all about a personalised service, yo!
-
Where else could you RP as a greedy, triple-chinned spa owner with the personality of a snake oil salesman and still be adored by all your peers?!
Now that you’re reading this, let me show you a little of what the guild has been up to lately. As you may know Flywheel took a break from WoW during the pre-expansion blues, and let the mighty Opfuz take the reins of the guild beast. Triumphantly, he managed not only to keep the guild together, but they also ran their own RP events! Now that Flywheel is back, she’s been making a few changes to keep the place looking sharp and crisp and ready for Shadowlands. Check out our new Flashbang Exports Company Structure and Active Roster here:
https://i.imgur.com/yfKWG5z.png
https://i.imgur.com/eBacJZf.png
https://i.imgur.com/sHkoKEX.png
It was also high time that we goblins slipped into our ingenuous gnome suits and trolled the Alliance with our amazing jokes and superior economic prowess. So last night, a group of us Flashbangers (disguised as pink-haired gnomes belonging to the fake guild “Bangflash Imports”) headed to Stormwind to try and gather information on the whereabouts of one of our human contacts, that probably got found out for consorting with the enemy. You can see some of our attempts to speak with the local populace here:
https://i.imgur.com/LQe8XSg.png
https://i.imgur.com/de9Iqrd.png
Shout out to the human male Darrenth, who not only managed to keep a straight face, but actually provided us with very useful RP information! A shame about those zombies. They really throw a spanner in the works when you’re trying to do anything inconspicuous-like…
Tonight at 8pm CST (server time), Scheki is hosting our weekly tavern night at the Wyvern’s Tail! If you want to try us out, just rock along as any character and have a chat to us in character. We’ll talk to undead, blood elves, vulpera, anyone that happens to be in the near vicinity (but we may also try to sell you some dodgy rubbish). Feeling brave? Come along and check us out!
(Posted by Flywheel on an alt character due to forum technicality issues and lack of bribery rules.)