Hey, hey, Moonguard!
Guess who’s back? Dats right, bub, it’s your ole pal Eddy P. and boy do we have some good news for you.
Flashbang Exports is back in bidness! As you may have read from the stolen memo posted above, we have a new Boss:
Kiwi!
Yeah, just Kiwi. No last name. Who needs a last name, anyways? Waste of type. She’s got a crown, too. And before anyone says she has big shoes to fill, let me nip dat in the bud. She don’t wear shoes, see? Issue dealt with before it ever happened. Which makes her the perfect boss! Anticipation, baby. Problems solved before they ever become problems, and with that sorta insight, profits gonna roll in like a Tanarisian duststorm.
Anyways…
As the stolen memo stated, we’ve got a guild meetin comin up in a few weeks. Which means positions are open for new Gobs ta join! They always were, but it’s hard to recruit when the lights are out and dust covers the hallways. AND, no pineapple pizza in the fridge. Dat was the worst!
All over now. Lights, sweeping, action! Bombs are rolling off the line, even delivered a bunch of crates to the Crossroads just this past weekend! The Rifter’s changing the way Azeroth does funerals. You can read all about it here, in the Privateer Press [RP] Privateer Press - Monthly (RP Newspaper) - #14 by Persefaní-moon-guard
Schemes galore, and we’re just getting started. Got a good one? Bring your Gob to Flashbang and make your dreams a reality.
So, if ya feel like living the Gob life, drop by the newly cleaned corporate offices and speak to a recruiter. And when ya do, tell em your ole pal Eddy P. sentcha. I’ll be glad ya did.