Why Horde is Best (True story)

Everyone wants to eat us just to gain our power. It’s not a food thing.

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me can be your pet, me tanky tanky, me HIT HIT me kill kill

Because to them it justifies their existence. Also negativity is like crack to them they can never get enough of it

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This isn’t a honor duel pup, it’s dinner time.

Anyone else want honey roasted dwarf? The leg meat slides right off the bone and their livers come beer basted by default.

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ME ME ME ME HUNGRY

I GOOD ORC i think

I already gave you a rock. No more till supper.

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stomps foot

me eat alliance DOG INSTEAD

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Good Orc, you stronk, go to twilight highlands, Dragonmaw drake riders bring freshly roasted dwarf to the clan every day.

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me no want dwarf me want gnome gnome juicy gnome good

Excuses, excuses. What if the Tauren has a pet, too?

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I mean… I have a Dark iron pally for a reason.

A true proper violent and ruthless Paladin archetype

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me bored, do I go gain level to get STRONK and smash more alliance?

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I use scare beast and it’s 1vs2 again.

Unless he’s a hunter too then he can do the same thing…either way there’s nothing stopping me from bringing a friend along to get the prize, the sweet sweet meaty prize.

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Oh alright. We can play fetch the shinbone!

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You do understand you are a Orc not a Ogre right. That is pretty bad RP for a Orc only Peons talk even remotely like that.

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Mmmm… too risky, too risky. Tauren can have friends too.

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me was peon, me now smash heads, me dad like dat

me dad dead, alliance used rock on his face, he had weak face

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Fine, then I bribe Magatha to help me cheat with her poison, apparently it’s quite effective.

As for eating poisoned meat, I’ll have to chug a nature resistance potion prior to consumption but it’ll work out…aside from the horrible stomach ache after.

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Ok but just so you know

This is how real Orcs talk.

https://youtu.be/umAgdVTBae0?t=60

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Funny little Mag’har thinks they can kill mighty Tauren. They run from little girl with light because she kill them all.

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