Why Horde is Best (True story)

Shhh they are just peons thinking they are “real” orcs.

Now if we had ogres like we should have had…

3 Likes

they harvard orcs, they smort.

2 Likes

It’s actually a very inspirational story of Ryakh starting out in the peon arena fights and triumph to become Supreme Head Smasher.

2 Likes

i smosh heads, to, to defend family. Family all me have left, me protect baby sister, she need food, i give her food. I smash smort alliance heads for money, money give food, food for baby .

1 Like

smashing heads can be messy, so why not go clean yer clothes and armor, while enjoying some chili fries?

:hot_pepper: :fries:

3 Likes

horde not clean, horde messy. me bathe in boar’s drinking water, it not clean but it is good.

1 Like

That’s not war paint on his face. Little fyi.

3 Likes

Ewww…

/takes a big step back

3 Likes

Mmmm. Tastes like hepatitis.

2 Likes

horde don’t live in luxury like small human. Human has home, warmth, family. Horde has no home, no warmth, only family.

1 Like

Ok heading to bed now but before I do. Just gonna leave a video of Ryakh’s cousin here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MELP46s8Cic

3 Likes

Actually i live in a horse pulled cart, and bathe in warm water i had to make warm myself…

3 Likes

we live in barren, no water, we invade ashenvale for water, for cleaning.

1 Like

You pee’d in it. Didn’t you.

4 Likes

horde gwoss but not that gwoss.
Human gross, ewww.

2 Likes

nope, just on the trees.
no druids gonna care tbh…

just ask the taurens for water.
and maybe the vulpera on dry cleaning tips

2 Likes

Taurens mad at orcs for war, and vulpera bad, they like toys.

Blizz wants us all to be one. Then they only need to make one set of things.

1 Like

now thats just wrong…

Vulpera are not that bad… i cuddle the lil guys sometimes.

3 Likes

Vulpera horde, but they too nice. They go alliance, they too friendly.