Goblin Beards When?

Goblins require more facial hair options, especially luscious mustaches and beards.

Many people assume there may be an Undermine patch later in TWW considering the new prominence of goblin activity in Khaz Algar. It would be most wonderful if we could get some goblin customization options to go along with a goblin-themed patch.

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forget beards… where are my eyebrows!

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Goblin mustaches and beards and absolutely big bushy eyebrows.

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Your eyebrows? You lost them in the line of duty! Goblin engineering demands sacrifice—sometimes it’s your eyebrows, sometimes it’s your eyebrows and your sanity. But hey, at least you didn’t blow off your entire face this time! Silver linings, right?

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i’ll agree to that, if you agree that beards are just tactical snack storage systems used when gaming goes into over time.
:fries: :dracthyr_comfy_sip:

you gotta be more masculine to grow beards. unfortunate not for goblos

Finally, someone who understands the true potential of a beard! It’s like having a built-in snack pouch for those marathon gaming sessions. Who needs a bag of chips when you’ve got a beard of holding?

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Troll and Forsaken beards when? :dracthyr_yay_animated:

And so the faction war ended with bros gaming and snacking in peace.
:beers: :fries: :dracthyr_comfy_sip:

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If they get beards they need to be thin, scrappy, “why do you even have a beard” beards.

A goblin with a nice beard is confusing.

Goblins are a caricature of American gangs and Mafia families ranging from the 1860s to 1940/50s.

Though, not traditionally ugly, goblin males have that subtle rugged look to them. Like Daniel Day-Lewis did in Gangs of New York, which, that film alone has enough unique facial hair options that would work well on goblin males.

Not only beards, the males need more greaser style hair styles to help out the limited hair style options already. While the females gained more 20s flapper / dustbowl options, males seem to have maintained more generic hair.

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Goblin beards probably same patch as Troll beards and worgen getting optional tails, which unless we’re elves may never happen as Blizzard is playing favorites and sticking to a bias for cosmetic options it seems

Man, look how glorious they look.

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