Gnomes! What? /fifteencharacters

[Lúthien-aerie-peak]

What? Licking is how I greet people!

…you may proceed. Carefully! I’m watching you!

[Maryannaa-queldorei]

Goblins and Gnomes should work together to thrawt all other less intelligent races.

Why not start our own faction? Not like either side appreciates gnomes or goblins very much anyway. We’ll conquer 'em!

I say hear hear! We need to kill off those who want to eat us!!!

[Bipzi-wyrmrest-accord (Bipzi)]

Well that’s just natural, Steamwheedles are easily the smartest group of goblins we interact with in-game. The Bilgewaters on the other hand…

Bilgewaters get their paychecks signed by the wrong goblin I’m telling you. Gallywix is gonna bring 'em all down. Remember when he enslaved them all and Thrall busted him up for it?

I’ve always been bitter about this. I mean, Gallywix did all that, and Thrall basically lets him off the hook scott-free after leaving me penniless. I’M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY I’M BITTER!!! Thrall lost a lot of respect at least with me that day…

[Lúthien-aerie-peak]

I’ve always been bitter about this. I mean, Gallywix did all that, and Thrall basically lets him off the hook scott-free after leaving me penniless. I’M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY I’M BITTER!!! Thrall lost a lot of respect at least with me that day…

They should’ve had Thrall execute Gallywix there and install the player’s assistant as trade princess tbh.

[Bipzi-wyrmrest-accord (Bipzi)]

I’ve always been bitter about this. I mean, Gallywix did all that, and Thrall basically lets him off the hook scott-free after leaving me penniless. I’M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY I’M BITTER!!! Thrall lost a lot of respect at least with me that day…

They should’ve had Thrall execute Gallywix there and install the player’s assistant as trade princess tbh.

Damn straight! Then we could combine the Steamweedle and Bilgewater Cartels, get the Gnomes in on this… we could then build our own Goblin/Gnomish capital city and have our own literal tech/science paradise! Granted, the way we think of science is a bit different from each other, but they both have their up and downsides. Combine our ingenuity and know-how and we would be nigh-unstoppable!

[Lúthien-aerie-peak]

Damn straight! Then we could combine the Steamweedle and Bilgewater Cartels, get the Gnomes in on this… we could then build our own Goblin/Gnomish capital city and have our own literal tech/science paradise! Granted, the way we think of science is a bit different from each other, but they both have their up and downsides. Combine our ingenuity and know-how and we would be nigh-unstoppable!

A goblin and a gnome complement each other too perfectly that it’s scary!
For our lessers.

[Laeth-hakkar]

Granted, the way we think of science is a bit different from each other, but they both have their up and downsides.

Non-Sequitur but there’s a quest chain in Zuldazar involving a Troll Witch Doctor and Goblin Scientist trying to get two Brutosaurs to mate. It’s adorable and hilarious.

[Whinah-darkspear (Whinah)]

But we can make joins about having some delicious p-orc

[Shaerlindria-dalaran (Shaerlindria)]

Let celebrate with a grand roast feast!

Now if you could kindly step into the oven

I’m afraid not friendo. I’ll send a few orcs your way, though. Mag’har, uncorrupted meat.

Orc, the other white meat.

[Gilblin-dalaran (Gilblin)]

Get out of here and go back to your little island full of greed!

I’ll take island getaway over radiated city tyvm

[Haavi-barthilas (Haavi)]

What island? Last I checked where Kezan stood is just sea.