I have succumbed to my inner gnome. I regret nothing.
Now, what if the Mechagon gnomes in 8.2 can cure the lepers skulking around Gnomeregan by lopping off their leper body parts and turning them into full mechagnomes? We could ask Mimiron, he owes us some favors. Why haven’t we done that yet?
Let celebrate with a grand roast feast! 
Now if you could kindly step into the oven 
I’m afraid not friendo. I’ll send a few orcs your way, though. Mag’har, uncorrupted meat.
But
We couldn’t make jokes about guacamole gnomes anymore.
The evidence suggests you aren’t as smart as you think you are. Goblins would have no problem calling in those favors…
As if the big daddy mechagnome is gonna help out some goblins. Ha!
Goblins are just stealing gnome thunder. Get out of here and go back to your little island full of greed! 
Gnome be tastier, eat more Gnome!!!
Eat more Mag’har! Untainted orc meat! 
[ to a class of small gnomes] “And this here is what we call carnivorous orcs of the Horde! Orcs are crazy, ballistic creatures, especially those of the Mag’har kind (although they do taste good). Be warned now, stay safe later!”
This is what the youth need to be taught! Our curricula need to feature this much more prominently. Horde races are evil to gnomes, and try to eat us 
EXACTLY!!! #SAVETHEGNOMES
Wonderful! how about a big hug from uncle Swiftraven?
Trickery! Do not listen to any horde persons talking to gnomes. They will hurt you. #savethegnomes
Someone lookin’ a lot like you tried to rub my head for good luck once, blood elf. I’m afraid I don’t trust your kind anymore.
d’ooh, how can you not trust little ol’ me? /opens arms for hug
You have 3743 forum posts, that’s enough reason to be scared witless!
It just means I spend plenty of time spreading my love and affection
Shrimpies!
Gnome Gumbo preparation
Say no to hugs 
OUR OWN KIND IS TURNING AGAINST US!!! NOOO!!!
Never trust anyone!! NO!
yeh right #savethegnomes