Gnomes should live in mushroom houses

How cute would that be

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I happen to have a mushroom house. Would you like to see how cute it is? Let me know you! Just step into this ultra-safe dimensional slider and it’ll take you right to it. Gnomes honour!

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You really missed an opportunity to call yourself “mummydearest.”

You know… cuz you’re dead.

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Reminds me of the time I saw a troll named “Boogyman” instead of “Boogymon”.

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Im a mommy with undead babies tho

They do…sorta

https://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2010/09/retake-new-tinkertown.jpg

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That’s actually what I was referring to. It is sorta like a mushroom, just much more awesome.

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No the cap should be red with white dots. And a smiley face on the stem

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dont the smurfs live in mushrooms?

Papa Smurf don’t take no mess.

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I have a mushroom tattoo that i can show you…

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They should live inside the walls of other peoples houses. Can easily make gnome sized trap doors.

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Aye, I got a mushroom 2story I can show ye

I dunno, I see them more like the people who live in the sewers and eat mushrooms to get bigger. And are always at war with the tortollans and sporelings because their king keeps kidnapping their girlfriends.

I would live there.

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Do you guys have cookies too like the Kebler Gnomes?

Are you going to scream at those babies over wire hangers when they get older? :sweat_smile:

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Their houses do look like mushrooms though, metal mushrooms that is.

It would be much easier to cook them if they came with the seasonings, good thinking OP

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