This thread is for the superior race known as Gnomes. Not our bumkin newly discovered cousins the junker Gnomes, but rather the original and the best Gnomes. No other races are allowed to post in here!
With that out of the way, I would like to resume our meeting of our plot to take over Azeroth. So far the planned take over of Ironforge and Stormwind is on track. The deeprun tram has already been co-opted for this purpose for rapid Gnome deployment to both cities.
Once we have consolidated the take over of these two cities, we will execute order 66 to deploy the fake invasion of Silvermoon (no one actually wants that cardboard fake dumpster of a city) and draw the horde forces to it’s defense. Once their forces are committed thinking a full scale attack of Silvermoon, we will launch the surprise attack on Org via airship. We have already procured the Mana bombs to wipe it off the face of the planet.
The only issue will be the Goblin zeplins. I will update you further on our neutralisation strategy to end the Goblin threat once and for all soon.
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Curses! A pesky human! Quick, hide the battle plans!
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Hello, it’s me, another gnome
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I ate a gnome once so there is a secret gnome within me 
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Switched to my Gnome, so we can see all these weapons in front of our profile pics…
-Adomirak - Terenas
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That’s ok comrade. We engineered the forums to do that deliberately so as to hide ourselves whilst we planned the take over.
That Gnome you ate is still alive inside his special gnome suit. He will burst out of your chest Aliens style at the predesignated time.
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This is very rude you know.
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Did somebody say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?!
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Catch him! We will ride his kind into battle! Our Worgen riding battallion will be the spearhead of our future ground invasion plans!
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Don’t mind me and my pruning shears as I pass through this thread.
I’m just harvesting some fresh ingredients to whip up a fresh hot bucket of hot buttered gnome toes. I think I’ll make this batch jalepeno cheddar flavor.
So tasty, so crunchy, so so delicious!
/moo 
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I don’t have that issue. Then again I am the superior mechagnome so that may have something to do with it. 
BTW OP show some respect we saved your/our king and left him with his flaws and everything. 
Hey, how do you know we don’t just plan to pay off the Goblins to “take a day off” on the day of the invasion? Hmmmmmm?
a clawed vaguely Elven hand goes up in the back behind hundreds of Gnomes
“can I get all this in pamplet form?”
You’re a druid. We’ll just distract you with a pretty flower. 
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I want my…baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
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It’s only the female profiles. I think female MGs have it, and female Vulpera, I think.
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