Gnomes are small, ferocious, the smartest race, legit made multiple dungeons, raids, and new zones because of our advanced engineering. We look cool in everything and are roar is awesome. We are the cutest and have pretty decent racials for melee. Nobody is cooler then us…
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They hit the same as a tauren. They must be really dense.
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We’re just that strong. Imagine still being able to compete against orcs, taurens, undead as a gnome who hits the same as them. I call that strength…
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Every time I try to play Alliance, I get in a dungeon and see gnomes running around, I go back to Horde. I just can’t deal with them hehehe.
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You all say you can just kick us, but really, we are extremely strong and everytime anyone tries to do that to me, I just throw them on their back.
Gnome warriors are like Belf warriors. They shouldn’t exist.
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They do taste the best, whether fricaseed or baked in a pie, or just cubed and deep fried. I’m a big fan of gnomes.
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It’s fun playing a warrior or monk gnome. Just zip around killing stuff like nothing. And you feel so fast.
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Still 15 years later you have not retaken Gnomeragan or made another capital city for yourself. Where is your feat of engineering? Your holding back.
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Gnomes are old school. The cool kids are rolling allied races nowadays.
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Sorry but we’ve been helping your Alliance butts with the war because you guys can’t do crap, you need engineers to do stuff for you.
And imagine, your health is dropping and you look down and see a gnome chopping at your legs. And before you know it, your legs are gone and you’re dead…
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Gnomes are rather hostile. I just asked why it is taking so long to build a city? And you go one about chopping legs off.
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You should be, we have the power to blow up the world with our bombs and gadgets. You better not be on our bad side…
You people threaten to eat us and kick us, we’re just displaying dominance as to not be eaten again.
Is this the new meme? You kids are so cute.
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I’m against gnome punting i’m your ally. I never punted a single gnome in my entire life. You can look at my tract record.
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Ok, just making sure. Because gnome punting is a real addiction. Once you start, you won’t be able to stop. The only way to break an addiction is to prevent it or die by a gnome who was sick of it.
Back in the early days, I remeber lol’ing when I first saw a gnome with the guild name Anklebiters,
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We’re ferocious, you best watch out or you will be the ankle being bitten.
growls in gnome
I actually like gnomes I find gnome punting detestable.
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