Gnomes and Their Big Heads

the bigger the head, the bigger the brain

and i do love me a big brain

Now I’m picturing your cupboards lined with nothing but mustard and cookies and it’s quite disturbing.

I realize I am in the minority with this, but most people I know that don’t like mustard are all violently opposed to it. The worst? You order a burger without mustard, and they ignore your request. I once went to a bbq where they were assembling the burgers for everybody, I request mine without, and the cook ignored my request because “the mustard is an essential component to the burgers I make. I have a reputation as a cook to maintain!” And there I am puking after a single bite. But scrape it off you might say. No, you can’t get it all off. I still taste it. The burger is tainted.

Flipside, black licorice is awesome.

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How else is he supposed to make cookies? D:

Generally one uses stuff like eggs, chocolate chips, flour… that sorta thing. Not mustard.

Yes, I can see your point. I feel similarly about pickles. Order no pickles. Don’t check order and come home to pickles on my burger.

It’s a sign of brain and/or nerve damage.

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Hey! Me too!

This Draenei thinks the mean-spirited judgement of other races based on appearance by blood elves is worse.

#ILoveGnomes
#ILoveTauren
#ILoveGoblinsWhenTheyDontBlowMeUp

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Actually I like my gnome because of that. A lot of gear sets are boring, with a great looking helmet. Being a gnome accentuates that helmet.

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I kind of like the mustard tangent, but I kind of don’t either.