Gnome warriors

Are they really warriors?

They’re actually hairdressers, they just aren’t very accurate.

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Every time someone questions the existence of Gnome Warriors, they run the risk have being hamstringed by a pint-sized berserker ready to carve out a new home in the body of their taller enemy.

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They are like Yoda. Tiny but will destroy you.

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well to be honest if I’m not horde my warrior would be a gnome only because their battle shout are really funny to hear

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They’ll bite your kneecaps off if you’re not careful :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Fun fact. The demon imps say this very thing as part of their emotes. Go to Broken shore or Argus and aggro a few. Quite entertaining.

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The weapons fit the race. Surprised to see the lack of spears though. :telescope::robot:

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Gnome warriors are like cans of spam. Even once you get past the metal, there’s not much nutrition in there… but you know you’re going to eat it anyway.

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Bah…Mechatorque doesn’t provide dental insurance, so we mostly stick to shin smacking.
spinny phara gnome

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Mess with Molly at your own risk!

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Obviously, when you go up against a gnome and they are wearing glasses, you know you are in for a bad time.

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had an appointment did ya?
:beverage_box: :dracthyr_comfy_sip:

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I dunno, I would be scared if I saw a gnome wielding two giant swords sprinting at me so fast that the gravity of their head has drag.

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Once. Now I have to wear a prosthetic left ear. :dracthyr_cry_animated:

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They’re like ballerinas. Tiny but freaking shredded.

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At worst he’s just gonna hit you with a stick

And maybe run from sea gulls

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He did more than that with Dooku

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ah… you went to my mom… i feel your pain</3
:hugs: :beverage_box: :dracthyr_comfy_sip:

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I had an intimidating reply all ready, but got distracted distracted by the sword in front of my face.

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