Glaives and TBC

Glaive checklist for TBC if you ever hope to get them this time around:

  1. Already be in a guild NOW you know will make it to Black Temple and can kill the boss. If you aren’t you already lost and can stop reading.
  2. Be GM of that guild or a very popular officer. Again if you aren’t you probably already lost and can stop here.
  3. “Incentivize” all other officers and GM and GMs girlfriend to let you have glaives, starting now (you know what I mean)
  4. Keep this silent in guild and let others believe they have a shot at the glaives because if they find out they will gquit
  5. Or better yet, don’t invite any other melee to the guild and only allow you to be melee on rogue and warrior so you are guaranteed to get the glaives because no one else can use them
  6. Be the best most awesome officer or GM so your guild doesn’t disband before Black Temple
  7. Have raffles for your guild so they don’t disband before Black Temple
  8. Don’t corrupt loot council so your guild doesn’t disband before Black Temple
  9. Pray that glaives drop and not just one of them every raid that gets disenchanted because only you can use it and you have it already
  10. Most importantly hope your guild doesn’t disband before Black Temple any way you can

Without raid loot systems where you can buy loot with gold it’s going to be a lot harder for you to get glaives. Better start now and plan ahead.

Or:

Buy Glaives from the jajas for $1-2k each.

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You can’t buy loot it’s bannable.

And it’s cute you think someone who wins glaives will sell them to you.

What PUG will be doing Black Temple where this could even happen?

You haven’t planned ahead…smh

I know someone who isn’t getting glaives…

Excerpts from Frosts raid planning books so he can get the loot he wants:

Dear diary on February 16th 2026 I will be running Kara

Dear diary on March 17 2026 I will be running SSC

Dear diary on June 15th I’ll be running black temple

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I’m a lock I show up and get the loots. I can pug any raid.

Everyone wants me in their raid.

Yeah everybody wants a toxic grey parser, because theres definitely not tons of those running around LOL

You can always tell when another one of his reddit threads gets deleted because he comes here and spams with pure rage

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If you want some of the rarest items in the game, you actually have to put in work. What a surprise.

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It be the pug with the hr list setup before your join.

The fun thing about HR…most don’t ask why its there. fun fact 2…the raid leader and the HR’d do not have to tell anyone why the HR was there.

If you don’t like the HR of the group…make own group has been wow’s answer for years.

if the hr’d and organizer have worked out payment on the side…its not like they will dime each other out.

he said she said time. I could report 2 people for wtf loot give outs out. Blizzard it was RMT!

Blizzard if they actually interviewed the people would find out its the other half. they slept with the leader to get the item lol…not RMT.

Also another fun fact. blizzard can’t even prove what loot dropped and to whom, to know it dropped.

We found that in wrath? (cata maybe?). One boss if killed could bug out and the corpse was in an unreachable spot. No loot, for anyone, since corpse could not be looted.

If you wrote cs they’d go we are sorry. we have no way to know loot that dropped and who won it.

Retail wow fixed that later in group and personal. Didn’t loot a boss? well it goes to your mail.

Yep. I’m saving $500 per month until BT to secure mine. Easy.

You won’t be able to buy them.

It’s against the rules. It’s bannable. You can’t do it.

It’s not happening lil guy.

No guild is going to host a raid for you to purchase glavies. Their GM or officers are going to get it, then their raid members.

No one is going to be doing Black Temple PUGs.

GDKPs won’t be a thing. You seem to be lost or confused or misinformed.

Touch grass is what I"m saying.

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The only checklist for glaivs you will ever need.

  1. Are you a Rogue or Warrior? Move to question 2
  2. Are you a Rogue or Warrior and a staple player for your guild and also a guild officer? congratulations on your war glaives. If not move to question 3
  3. Are GDKP player or some format of such and your pug clears BT; congratulations on your Warglaives. If not, GG well played no WarGlaives for you. If not move to question 4.
  4. Are you in a SR run and can Use warglaives? Get stuffed homie because the Guild leaders girl wants the orange text more than you think you do.
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Yeah you aren’t getting it unless you are a GM or officer or the GMs friend

Same for Atiesh in NAXX

Yup, they are basically locked down due to low and RNG drop rate.

I was 3rd in line for WG in Classic TBC… Guess who didnt even get one…

This guy.

Tho we were lucky and got one full set and another MH, but they are RNG and well GG well played. I was lucky to even be on the list to be in line.

99.9% of these guys thinkin they are gonna get em… LOL nope.

The vanilla guild I am in on Era pumps out the Atiesh in 5 weeks per caster, every caster gets one. We got a system for that. Its the easiest legendary to get.

And you can’t do GDKPs now so it will be extremely limited.

I can’t wait to see people getting banned for trying to do Glaive GDKPs lol.

They will go for gold cap if they can be sold. It will be trivial to track.

Why did Timmy transfer 500000g to Isellgear. Hmmm :thinking:

They will just sell some sus stuff on the AH to move the gold and do the bids in doscord away from blizz eyes. GDKP almost certainly exists, just now its hidden. More or less what I think people wanted was not seeing the obnoxious spam in chat… and really that is the worst part to me since I am not a fan of it.

It’s like everything illegal. Sure it still will happen but normies won’t be able to do it and it will be cut down 90%.

I’m fine with it.

I want it to be as annoying and hard for most people so they don’t even bother.

And they have to worry about their account being banned and losing hundreds of hours of work.

That’s the best part.

Well they really need to just perma ban the gold buyers. No pitty for them; they are the problem.

No the best part is people still doing GDKPs then getting caught for being dumb and getting there account suspended and the item they spend thousands of IRL dollars on removed.

The tears will be priceless.

Or their account perma banned. Even better. Delicious tears.

Perma bans are the only way. Full battle net bans for buying gold, smoke em!

Agreed. Zero tolerance policy is the only way. If you buy over a certain amount of gold, instant perma.

Or if you get caught 2 times for lower amounts, instant perma.