Drink and be refreshed.
Identity theft is not a joke Guldan.
No thank you, I’ll stick to diet Mountain Dew.
(Which may or may not amount to the same thing.)
/Reaches for his Doomhammer
Worst. Salesman. EVER.
Nah, I had a water earlier, thanks.
WOW. This lemonade tastes terrible. Why is it so viscous?
I don’t know…
takes drink
sniffs
Smells icky.
looks at drink sees green steam and a few boiling bubbles
Looks icky.
No thanks.
Guys I think the drink was fine.
picks up nose off from the ground and tries to stick it back on
Thanks but no thanks, I don’t like Asparagus.
Free means it is probably blight infused
Costing you everything mean it is fel infused
Simply costing you a meager 789.98 Gold is Goblin Guaranteed to probably, most likely not purposely make you explode.
I’ll take a large