Giving free green lemonade

Drink and be refreshed.

Identity theft is not a joke Guldan.

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No thank you, I’ll stick to diet Mountain Dew.

(Which may or may not amount to the same thing.)

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/Reaches for his Doomhammer

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Worst. Salesman. EVER.

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Nah, I had a water earlier, thanks.

WOW. This lemonade tastes terrible. Why is it so viscous?

I don’t know…

takes drink

sniffs

Smells icky.

looks at drink sees green steam and a few boiling bubbles

Looks icky.

No thanks.

Guys I think the drink was fine.

picks up nose off from the ground and tries to stick it back on

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Thanks but no thanks, I don’t like Asparagus.

Free means it is probably blight infused
Costing you everything mean it is fel infused

Simply costing you a meager 789.98 Gold is Goblin Guaranteed to probably, most likely not purposely make you explode.

I’ll take a large

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