Give some story parity

I say keep Kiro and Talanji for the horde. Genn and Velen for the alliance. Massacre the rest so we can have peace in our new empire

The main reason we see those three characters and Anduin is because Blizzard killed Everyone else especially on the Horde or made them abdicate.

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Anduin has had more screen time than those other three combined though. Like it’s not even close. I don’t hate Anduin, the dude is just overused.

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Let’s gooo!

Erevien back at it again with the same thread for the 100th time!

Love to see it.

So close, buddy!

Your last threads had a bunch of characters that were nobody NPCs or not dead. You did a lot better with your list this time, but Gallywix isn’t actually dead as far as we know.

Hopefully you’ll correct this in the next thread, good luck!

He is gone and no longer part of the Horde. Now communist Gazlowe leads the playable Goblins.

So close!

Gazlowe has had a longer relationship with the Horde than Gallywix (who never really cared about the Horde to begin with).

You also said he was dead, which he isn’t.

Hope this helps!
Maybe you can turn this in for extra credit when you finally reach the fourth grade!

Gazlowe is yet another filthy traitor who agreed to the peace and otherwise shares zero characteristics or other personality traits with the race he is supposed to lead. All his points to stick are leading to a communist revolution to replace the dystopian capitalism the majority of the Goblins are fine with. Gallywix was 1000% better then he could ever be. Also Gazlowe as neutral like Voss and Garona because Blizzard isn’t capable of keeping real Horde NPCs alive long enough.

So all Goblins must be greedy money grubbing capitalists in your book.

Got it.

Bet you were a big fan of how they used to be drawn and depicted too, huh?

Gallywix was perfect for that yes. Gazlowe however is ticking all the boxes for a socialist reformist who isn’t even good at alchemy or crafting gear. He is chosen because he acts like a normal nicy guy yet another very human way of thinking and behaving. He is the exact opposite of a good goblin.

No i get it, you just like very simple stereotypes and caricatures as your depictions for characters.

You know, like children like in children’s stories.

I’m sure you’d love if you saw a bunch of Tauren in the game gather to smoke around a campfire and they start singing that one song from Peter Pan, you know the one. You’d think that’s the best lore writing ever.

Give me a break.

What is a story worth if every character behaves exactly the same? That is the current Horde leadership mind you.

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It’s really not. But for some reason, you keep insisting it

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It is. Everyone is your average nice guy characters with zero diversity in thinking and culture. I call it now Gazlowe will lead a worker uprising when we see Undermine and he tells the other cartel princes why profit should be equally distributed.

You don’t want people to act different. You want people to act like racial stereotypes. It’s weird and childish. You don’t know how to make this story better, stop pretending like you do. Everything you want would only make things worse.

It is still a better concept then being average human in monster costumes which seems like your prefered and predictable story.

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No, you don’t know what I want. I haven’t given any suggestions. I’m merely here to tell you that yours are bad. If you want stories where everyone acts like a racial stereotype there’s probably lots of great stuff from the 19th century.

If every character is like Anduin then the whole story os just more Anduin for everyone. You got what you wanted when you told Blizzard you hate faction war ignoring it is the only part of the story where the Horde gets any attention to begin with.

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The faction war is literally the reason the horde is in the shape it’s in and people like you and others here keep asking for more abuse while crying that the horde keeps loosing

It’s the most asinine thing I’ve seen on this forum

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I don’t want everyone to act like Anduin. I don’t like any of the main cast of Warcraft, I don’t want any of them to be alive or in the story. You can’t defend what you want, you can only attack strawmen.

Your beliefs are childish. The faction war is stupid. You want this game to be stuck in the past when the past was never great to begin with.

Then make the alliance lose and take away 90% of their leaders. Otherwise entitled alliance kids will never understand why we are angry.