Give me your wow jokes

Working 12 hours and I need a booster.
Chuck Norris jokes are fine too.

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Gnome warriors.

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BfA

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So an orc, Walks into a Tavern with a parrot on it’s shoulder…

Bartender says “Hey, where’d you get that?”
The Parrot says “Durotar! They got’em all over the place!”

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Mythic raiding and rated PvP on the Alliance.

WoD.

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I recently saw a post that abbreviated “League of Legends” to “League /10char”

/10 char needs to be a meta WoW joke now.

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I could use emojis or the formatting trick but I’m lazy. lol

A dwarf walks into a tavern.
orders 4 pints and leaves…

does this weekly for a long time, so bartender finally asks the dwarf, “Why do you come here only weekly with the same order?”
The Dwarf responds with.
“Me Brother’s an I use ta come 'ere and order a drink, but now they are off adventurin, so i am keeping up with tradition on their behalf”

A week later, the dwarf comes back and orders 3 pints.
bartender was shocked, and asked with concern, “Did something happen to one of yer brothers?”

Dwarf says “Nae! i quit drinkin!” :beers:

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Lmao that is still my favorite joke out of every race in the game lol :joy:

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Tauren dont skinny dip, they chunky dunk.

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Chuck Norris stopped political talk in Trade Chat.

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/silly

So I have this idea for a great movie. It’s about two gnomes who find a Bracelet of Power. And they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they’re trailed by a murloc named Gotthem, who’s OBSESSED with the bracelet, and nine bracelet boogiemen!

It could be a three-parter called ‘Ruler of the Bracelet’. The first part would be called ‘Brotherhood of the Bracelet’. Followed by, ‘A Couple of Towers’. With a climactic ending called, ‘Hey! The King’s Back!’

/laugh

FOR THE ALLIANCE!!!

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We did not realize, but in Naaru language ‘Exodar’ means ‘defective elekk turd’.

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This one’s awesome.

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Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: They paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.

Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!

Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples


Q: How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?

A: 2. 1 to attack, and 1 waiting at the Inn.

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Saurfang’s tears can cure cancer.

Too bad he’s a filthy traitor who died.

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Oh yeah, back on prime day big bang theory seasons were going for 7.99 each and I bought them all. 2007 Season 1, episode 3 or 4, they’re running a dungeon together at the start.

Also first handful of episodes (in 2007) have references to myspace, T1 connectivity, HD like it’s new, voice responsive phone that sounds alot like google’s/android’s, HALO 3.

“Hey Sheldon, you forgot something!” “What?” “This plasma grenade!” “…” “Oh look, it’s raining Sheldon!”

I imagine guys watching Penny destroy Sheldon on HALO 3 realizing that’s the girl they’ve been looking for all their lives.

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A Night Elf, Human, and Draenei walk into a bar.

The dwarf walks under it.

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It was like this at the Tauren capital in Highmountain when Legion was current. Rogues with the legendary shoulders just running laps around the place one-shotting everyone…