Give me ridiculous hunter pet names

I’m talking the dumbest names like for example itchy butt

mainly. for PVP i want someone to look at my pet when they die and go “bruh seriously what the hell”

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Ralphzorz.

Macaroni

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I saw someone yesterday using Milau (thundering ruby cloud serpent pet), and a twin called “Fakealani”. That one made me chuckle. It was by most standards a bad name, but they knew what they were doing.

But I think the worst possible names for hunter pets are pets that don’t have a name at all. “Cat” or “Bear” for example. Like, at least try to give them a name.

Naming a raptor… Stag…

Baloney

:panda_face:

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Naming a canine Mittens or Kitty

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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Name everything Dog. Tell everyone about your cool Dog(s). Make sure you don’t actually have any wolf or dog pets.

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McBoatFace

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Not enough letters for hunter pet, but vanity pet I have a pup named Labracadabrador. I do have a big brown bear named Turd.

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I’ve got one even better. Name everything Updog.

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Does Turd like honey? Because Pooh does.

Turd likes to step on others.

Must be one of them over the seas Turds, Where you don’t step on the Turd, the Turd steps on you.

Does it respond with… Awwww man I stepped on a person again, ewwwww gross it smells ssooooo bad?

get dual Hydras:

Hydrakids
Hydrawife

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Petfinder has some unorthodox pet names, like Chair, Payback, Taxfraud, Crunchwrap, Catthew, Taco, Toothpaste, Ventilation, Drywall, etc.

I like my main pet, Babyteeth. Then I have my off pet, Adultteeth. Big fan of naming rodents Cat.

Oh, yay, and Monkeybutler

My gnome has a mechanical explosive sheep named Baabaaboom.

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That is amazing.