Give elves a "human" ear option

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Just normal short, rounded ears. I don’t want to play as a donkey, Blizz.

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There’s three options now. I pick the shortest mostly so I can sleep normal.

Like, how do you sleep with 2 foot long ears anyway?

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Do you think night elves ever get their ears caught on protruding nails?

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Tie them in a bow

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Just play as a human.

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Give it a few years and the Alliance will have Half Elves as an Allied race.

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Go play a human then.

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Is it Sunday yet, looks at date uhm, nope :pleading_face:

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Only if Goblins get more Bling options.

hmmm

If that happens I might play one :slight_smile:

We’re shaved rabbits :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Oh em gee elves are awesome as they are. I wish I could play elves :cry:

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Imagine them with bobbed ears.lol.

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And while we’re at it, make Gnomes 6ft tall and slightly more muscly.

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It’s getting harder and harder to know if someone is trolling or if their ideas are just this cooked.

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thanks…i was looking for a way to say that.

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We’re more like oriental shorthairs

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Look in the mirror, champ.

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there is an option for that!

it’s called humans.

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I thought that cat deserved an Oscar for Marriage Story

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It had to be a goblin to say it. Those ears tell you where all the thinks are escaping from.

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I’m ok with the ears, but the 30 centimeter eyebrows get me.

Imagine being a race with 30cm eyebrows jutting out from your face and never developing eyebrow styling, eyebrow braids, or even eyebrow dreadlocks.

Imagine eyebrows braiding around your eyes to form a secondary hairline, then forming a knit with them and a moustache into a natural facemask. Maybe eyebrow loops around your eyes like spectacles.

It’s interesting that trolls notably have no eyebrows, thought they have brow ridges. This means that elf eyebrows are 100% a mutation caused by the well of eternity.

I wonder if elves have to shampoo and condition their eyebrows, or do they just kind of comb it out every day. When they get wet do their brows droop? If they do is there a tool such as an eyebrow securing diadem or bandana they use to avoid errant eyebraids from interfering with their vision.

These are the kinds of questions we need a chronicle book about.

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