Rules:
Must be WoW related.
Must be a dad joke. i.e. the kinda cringe you still laugh out.
Vote for your favorites with likes.
Here’s a joke
Sylv burned everyone in that magic tree
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Not wow related but,
There’s 3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no lighter. How do they smoke?
They toss 1 cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
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What do you call an obese Shadow Priest?
An extra-large medium.
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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how’d they get in there?
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A dwarf walks out of a bar.
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And here Ladies and Gentlemen we see why hyphens, much like the Oxford Comma, are incredibly important to the English Language.
As for my contribution to the jokes:
What happens when a Worgen eats a clock?
He gets Ticks!
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nice, lol.
What do you call a fugitive gnome fortune teller?
A small medium at large.
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Ive used that joke!
If the Worgen has a Lisp, he gets Tocks
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Why didn’t the warrior cross the road?
No path available.
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How many paladins does it take to change a lightbulb? Two! One to change the bulb and the other to uphold the light. 
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They made a new classic server called Thunderstrike. It’s completely dead!
No one would roll on it.
How did the champion cross the road?
By foot. Cuz PaThFiNdEr ArE hArD.
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Why is punch so popular in Ogrimmar?
Because it’s all spiked!
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Similar to this:
How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?
Two; one to startle him, and another to wait for him at his hearthstone’d inn.
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What do you say to your microwave when it goes “ding”? - gratz!
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Varian tried to tell his kid a joke, but it was dad on arrival.
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Q. What’s the best Christmas gift for the person who has everything?
A. A burglar alarm.
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