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The Burning Legion’s entire purpose is actually to create Titans through genetic manipulation of a planet’s species, throwing themselves eternally against a planet to strengthen the populace.
Also the light preserves their own, so there must be a paladin only covenant out there (or a lot of paladin flavored jelly).
Azerothian liches return to life often due to their well-hidden phylacteries.
The single most vital, important, and sought-after role for an orc is to become a Peon, as they gain the knowledge and tools needed to build and support orcish society. But that’s not why orcs want to become Peons; rather, they want that status as Peons are the only orcs legally able to say “zug zug” without consequence.
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Baine got killed by Lady Proodmore long time ago (for the lunar festival barbcue). The modern day Baine is actually 46 mechagnomes in a costume (Scooby doo style)
Also, the mechanical sound (beep, bleeps,…) that all mechagnomes emits is all done and streamed live 24/7 by Larvell Jones from Police Academy (movies form the 80’s).
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Also, red mounts go faster.
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History lesson.
That movie Little Shop of Horrors got the lore wrong too, it was meant to have a dark ending with plants taking over the entire world with everyone being eaten and dying. But the reality is, audiences didn’t like that idea so decided it was best to give the film a happier, brighter ending, a good ending. I mean this is what audiences like, we actually don’t like the bad guys winning, we like stories of heroism.
My apologies, good sir. I did not know what kind of thread this was. This gives me a good opportunity to make fun of Death Knights.
One thing which is absolute fact, the Knights of the Ebon Blade do not know how Weak they are lorewise.
Death Knights are void-corrupted starter classes of one generation who use Fire Magic to enhance their Bows, resulting in greater corruption damage than their peers.
They were turned by Archbishop Foal during the Burning Crusade to combat the mighty Betrayer, also known as Thrall Hellscream.
They have five specializations, Arms, Survival, Acid, Feral, and Tracer.
They were introduced as playable races on patch 13.4.8.
ngl this was kinda painful to read to myself
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Ah a contest of lore inaccuracy.
Only need eight worlds to to do so.
Death Knights are one of the strongest classes.
Death Knight rivals a Warlock in shear versatility.
Death Knights are not bodied by every class.
Be careful, Death Knights can be quite Unpredictable.
Death Knights are not just regular Forsaken Warriors.
Well stayed under the 8 word limit and came up with 5 lore inaccurate statements.
Vulpera are a race that come from trilly bonka’s chocolate laboratory. A goblin of ingenious inventions never before seen in WoW in the most secretive laboratory that no one has ever heard of.
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Death Knights are inferior to some Subtlety Rogues in every way and not considered equal.
Yeah, i remember learning it differed from the 1960’s version.
And there were a lot of dystopian movies in mid-century, weren’t there? This is one of my favorites from then:
Well in fairness we are seeing a lot of dystopian movies now, with Hunger Games being the most recent example.
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Baine is a great guy that genuinely cares about the Horde and the Tauren over the Alliance.
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Baine Bloodhoof is a dreadlord. He died before Rexxar could save him during the founding of Orgrimmar and a dreadlord took his place. He’s been playing the long game ever since, seeding distrust and rebellion whenever he can. His first major act of skullduggery was getting pieces in place for Magatha to poison Garrosh’s weapon that caused Cairne Bloodhoof to die, putting the pretend Baine in a greater position of power and influence.
Having inspired two rebellions in the Horde now, peace between the Horde and Alliance is more likely than ever. War made the factions strong, peace will make them weak and complacent. The day Sargeras returns, the children of Azeroth will be toothless kittens, helpless to stop his new crusade.
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Lol I want to know how hard this was to write
Titans are the good guys. When they Ordered Azeroth, they were helping protect her. The Emerald Dream isn’t a prison meant to keep her perpetually asleep because they’re afraid of her power.
The Old Gods come from the Void.
Oh, and Argus is definitely dead and Sylvanas is the bad guy. I mean, it’s not like this world is literally a prison caging the Goddess of Creation or something. Titans aren’t known for making prisons for literally anything and everything that threatens their supremacy, after all!
All gnomes can actually hit with their fists like a truck, but don’t do it just because they don’t feel like it.