Blood Elves are different from High Elves.
So awhile back there was a thread where people were making WoW fan-fiction by using an A.I program. I let the A.I make a fan-fiction for me, and this is what i got just by typing in Illidan Stormrage. I figured i could post it here as well since the A.I definitely didn’t get any of the lore correct.
Here it is. 
It still makes me laugh. 
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The emerald dream is a state of herbalism-induced paralysis caused by eating too many leafy greens from ashenvale. During this plant-induced coma, night elves, tauren, and some other races suffer hallucinations and believe they are transported into another dimension where green dragons grant them the ability to turn into animals.
Upon waking from this state, some of these individuals still believe the events of the dream were real, and go out into the world convinced they’re actually cats, bears, birds, trees, or even laser-beaming moonchickens. Typically the condition can be slowly recovered from through careful application of gnomish nerf-rays and paladin ban-hammers, which knock the silly druids out of thinking they’re important or worthwhile. They jarringly come to the realization that catnip tastes disgusting, bears dont like being mated with, they lack the anatomy for proper flight, they arent actually made of wood, and laser-beaming moonchickens simply dont exist.
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This whole thing is going on because Commander Riker fell asleep in the holodeck and, well, you know what those holodecks are like.
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General Nazgrim died because he thought he would get an achievement for siding with Garrosh
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thanks for adding an image to my lie 
Wait, no, this time I have a good one. Light forged undead! You are welcome internet!
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Void Elves are elves who were Alliance, then Horde, then Alliance again, then Horde, then Alliance, then Horde, then Alliance.
Blizzard hire me.
I know if I had a holodeck it’d be full of gnome girls, vulpera girls, goblin girls, worgen girls, panda girls… probably throw some khajiit and lusty argonian maids in there too…
Night Elves actually ARE high elves, but as a tasteless and offensive prank they all put on black face centuries ago and then accidentally made contact with the humans and dwarves while the prank was ongoing. They’ve been wearing it ever since to keep from being (rightfully) labeled as racists.
Thats why blizzard won’t add high elves, they’ve been in the game the whole time, they’re just trash.
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Still a better story than BfA.
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You want us to botch the lore?
Blood Elves are not high elves.
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Gnomes reproduce by spores.
Their love of technology is born from an inherent aversion to natural materials due to the threat of contamination of their offspring. Contaminated Gnome Spores grow into Troggs. Attempting to irradiate them was actually an experiment to see if the process could be reversed, thus expanding the Gnomish Population such that they could flow over Azeroth like a mold.
If Night Elves = High Elves, and Blood Elves = High Elves, then that means that a= b and b =c, then a = c. That means that both Alliance and Horde have playable High Elves.
It also means there are only 3 elf types in the game, High Elves, Nightborne, and Void Elves. So we can still demand more playable elf races.
I had a vision that back in WoD, Garrosh was going to die in a later raid, and Grom would have died in a patch, and the ghost of Grommash would say to Garrosh ‘no Warchief lasts forever my son’ and then turn to Yrel and say ‘without its master, the Iron Horde will become an even greater threat, there must always be a Warchief!’ and Yrel would have become the undisputed leader of the Horde of Draenor.
But here is the funny thing, a similar situation did kind of happen 
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I take no credit:
Culling of Stratholme
Arthas: I watch my tone with you, old man. I may be the prince, but you’re still my superior as a paladin.
Uther: As if you could forget. Yes Arthas, there’s something about the plague I should know. …Oh no, it’s already begun. These people may look fine now, but it’s only a matter of time before they turn into the Undead!
Arthas: What?
Uther: This entire city must be purged.
Arthas: How can I even consider that? There’s got to be some other way.
Uther: Damn it, Arthas! As my future king, order me to purge this city!
Arthas: I am not your king yet, old man. Nor should you obey that command even if I were.
Uther: Then you must consider this an act of treason.
Arthas: Treason? Have I lost my mind, Uther?
Uther: Have you? Prince Arthas, by right of succession and the sovereignty of your crown, you must hereby relieve me of my command, and suspend my paladins from service.
Jaina: Uther! He can’t just–
Uther: It’s done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow him. The rest of you… get out of his sight.
Arthas: I’ve just crossed a terrible threshold, Uther.
Jaina: …Arthas?
Arthas: I’m sorry, Jaina. You can’t watch me do this
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Orcs and Goblins are actually plants that spread through the universe as spores that drift through space.
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Oh I like this one too:
Akama: Illidan, my duplicity is hardly surprising. You should’ve slaughtered me and my malformed brethren long ago!
Illidan: You’ve come to end my reign, Akama. Your people and all of Outland shall be free!
Akama: Boldly stated, but you remain unconvinced!
Akama: I am not prepared!
https://dailydead.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Little-Shop-Horrors-620-05.jpg
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Wow. That was art, I honestly could not hide a stupid grin while reading.
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Pet battles exist!