Geofram the Pold is here to brotect you in PvP

…With your very own Discombobulator Ray, the Gnomish toy that anyone can use! 3g each, or 4 for 10g. If you’re the kind of Engineer who prefers to blow himself up, I can sell you some proper PvP toys made with superior Gnomish technology, as well. Contact me for prices.

All orders come with a free copy of the plans for Inlaid Mithril Cylinders, and a complimentary application of the blessing of your choice!

Don’t delay, Gankly Rottenfist could be getting ready to hit you with a cheap shot right now!