Generate some wow loading screen tips

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Throwing this out to the community. what tips would you put on the loading screens in 2023?

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Get up and stretch if you’ve been sitting for a long time.

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HYDRATE, MORTALS.

Because that is about all people have the time to read.

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Eye strain is rough. Look away for about a minute every 20 minutes.

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Remember to drink water every now and then. That means you too coffee-drinkers.

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I would ask:
‘If you love this game then play it, but if you don’t love this game why are you complaining on forums?’

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Tip: Did you know that being nice to a healer or a tank makes them work better, you should try it!

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“Git gud” prolly.

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If you finish your bottle of wine before you finish your raid, you either need a better raid leader, or a sponsor.

Some people may be idiots, but letting them know can get you silenced.

It’s polite to wait until you’re out of sight of the NPC before transmogging or disenchanting the reward they gave you.

Before you plan a home and family, voice chat.

No matter how big and bad you think you are, you’re playing with cartoon dolls just like everyone else here.

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draenei are evil dont trust them.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 10/10

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This is a group based multiplayer game.

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water is the main component of my coffee.

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Then you need more beans sir

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From EverQuest:
(so many loading screens)

Hitting your keyboard won’t make this go faster.

Making sure everything is running perfektly.

Does anybody actually read this?

If you crush dark elf’s you don’t get wine.

Whacking trolls with the ugly stick…

Half Elves are now 49.999999999% Elves.

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I would put in the snarky owl quote
“try not to die, mortal”

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Standing in the fire makes it less likely for you to get healed.

Tanks are specialized to be hit by mobs, DPS and healer specs are not.

There is no timer in normal or heroic dungeons.

All spells have a range limit. Consider this before running away from your healer.

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Must have been calculated with the Pentium FPU division bug. :smiley:

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another one. yrel is a stinky grass chewer.

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You can hold down alt while mousing over a piece of gear in your character window and see all the gear you have of that slot and change them quickly.

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