put me outside and im throwing paws homie
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“I hear he has a secret, hidden, desire, to be Sylvanas’ Chewtoy.”
/evil laugh
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“Don’t worry. He doesn’t have the authority to exile you.”
/grin
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Who Anduin or his pet
/giggle
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“The Boy King, of course.”
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Humans do have interesting tastes at times
/giggle
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“That’s putting it extremely lightly.”
/lol
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/leaves out bacon for fluffy
he could be hungry too
the cuisine in stormwind is 2 stars at best
/giggle
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“You are being very generous.”
/giggle
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They tend to inspire me to do home cookin 
Kaldorei Spider Kabobs ftw 
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“They DO make for a GREAT ‘Long Pork Tartare’.”
/wicked grin
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thank you very much 
better than being handed a repair bill for a mysteriously broken door i had nothing to do with 
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Time for this stabby to consider sleep
Good night folks
May your loot be epic
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nighty night
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“We SAW you do it. You can’t deny it. Sorry.”
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lies and slander
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“It’s not lies. It’s right there, for all to see, on the Security Camera.”
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well…
you see…
uh…
runs away
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“It’s just a door. Not expensive at all. It’s not like you burned down Stormwind.”
/giggle
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Or Teldrassil
…or did you?
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