“Hawkens is the one who needs that, not me.”
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I trifle not in the affairs of humans
yoinks back his healing aura and casts a sinister void spell instead
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“Hawkens is a friend. MY Friend.”
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look what the orcs did to this human!
Something much more lethal, a paper airplane I’m told
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it’s still fun and games but just with one less eye! 
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What do you think happened to my eye? 
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Umm…you were having fun and got hit with a paper airplane! 
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glances upon his friends face
immediately casts a cleanse as luminous bolts of light shoot across the lounge in a brilliant display
“I’ve done all I can…friend”
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Have you seen who I hang out with some times? But really at the same time, people are always throwing them at you. I’d really like to talk to a manager about the safety of these zeppelins flying around the place.
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“Thank you. I knew I could count on you.”
/courtly bow
/grin
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I’m telling ya, just shove some chili fries in his mouth and he’ll be good as new!
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“But none of us know where he keeps them.”
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Ok, that made me laugh! 
Chili fries, the cause and the cure to all our troubles!!
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You forget…I am the quartermaster.
Maybe I have some in my bag here starts going through something akin to a Santa sack as random objects become projectiles
Probably just in his side pouch there…if you find bacon bits or peanut butter, give those to me and then check other pouch.
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“They are made by him, and stored by him. You wouldn’t have HIS Chili Fries. You may have some made by another, but they are not the same.”
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“I promised him, years ago, that I would not pick his pockets. Sorry.”
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Understood! I won’t steal from him either or I get sprayed by bottle! I was only telling you where fries be to stuff in HIS mouth.
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“Give it a minute or two longer. Those Bandages, and that Healing Spell, should do the job well enough.”
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