/Envisions Elmer Walking into the 7-11
/sees bear
/sees terrified staff
Walks over to the staff saying "Excuse me, where are the buns and mustard again- I’m hungry " =)
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That was a funny joke too!
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Oh while I was getting my evening medicine last night I saw on the news before I shut off the television in the kitchen that a deer decided to try and hide in a church to avoid hunting season around here.
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OOC, I’m totally hype! My copy is arriving tomorrow! I’m gonna read it twice before I leave a review though…especially with books, I find it’s good to read once, let it settle, then re-read again.
Not to sound patronizing, but I cannot begin to tell you just how damn proud and excited I am for you, Mer!
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I just want it spread around so I can become known and possibly move out.
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I hope that when you become an award winning author you will still remember a silly Gnomey who eats tasty 
and lives in his Nelfy’s pocket! And everyone else too!
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I can see it now:
Years from now, Mer is doing a huge book signing and an unassuming, elderly couple waits patiently in line.
As they hand her their books to sign, the elderly man also slips her a ziploc baggie with a sandwich.
Perplexed, Mer asks, “What’s this for?”
The elderly gentleman replies, “You look a bit tired. Surfy and I thought a tasty would perk you right up!”
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The Deer tell each other about Hunting Season?.. I didn’t even know they had much of a Spoken Language! Dogs and Wolves yes but Deer?!
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Tastey quater pound bear sand with all the fixings actually sounds good about now 
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You bring Eat Me cookies as well?
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(ChrisP meows for attention)
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/pet
/smile
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A kitty cat. 
/pet
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After five months I got a new ability on my main pokeon in mystery dungeon dx. A TM out of purity forest.
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I rememember back in Legion I was homeless for that whole expansion so I played on a level 20 trial priest a bunch. Wow how time flies. If it happens again I’m going to make a level 20 worgen shadow twink!
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Just watched a Longplay of Castlevania Portrait of Ruin: The Throne Room resembles Silent Hill 1, 3 and 4’s Otherworld in that the Floor and Walls are Blood-stained Metal Grates!
Castlevania Portrait of Ruin takes place during 1944 which is before Silent Hill and Silent Hill 2 both of which happened after Walter Sullivan and Valtiel became the Conjurers of the Order.
Considering Death was backing the return of Dracula after killing Brauner and Valtiel(who heads the Valtiel Sect in Silent Hill’s Order) bears the Mark of Metatron who is suggested by the Writers of Silent Hill to be Samael who is infact Death that means that Alessa and Walter Sullivan’s aesthetics are coming from Death and Castlevania.
After Portrait of Ruin Death infiltrated Silent Hill’s Order, established his Valtiel Cult, got implanted in Walter Sullivan under the name Valtiel, became Conjurer via the 21 Sacraments to gain the power to create Otherworlds it seems and after the 1999 war that permanently put down Demon King Dracula resorted to attempting to resurrect the Order’s God so that she could serve as the new Demon King…
One would think that the 1999 War if made into a Castlevania Game would have had the entire Ground of the Countryside surrounding Castlevania become Blood-Splattered Metal Grates to signify Death’s claiming Silent Hill’s power!
This reminds me. I want to lock up safe in my room an try mushrooms again. Maybe Flop can get me some…
“Careful. That is a dangerous path to walk.”
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No don’t, it will take you down a dangerous path in life and even mean death. Be smart and don’t try stuff that will harm you and your life.
When I feel depressed I play WoW or my Nintendo Switch. Sometimes ice cream, which is always good comfort food.
There is a game called Robot Unicorn on adultswim. com it a fun psychedelic game. I don’t know if it still exists, but it’s fun. 
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