speaking of friends wtb friends must signed contract and take blood oath
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“Sorry, I sign no contracts, and my blood is mine to keep.”
/grin
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Of course we keep our blood. It is our foes that don’t.
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i must be your foe cuz i’m bleeding irl
oh well
i’d celebrate with you Cyndilou if you want
chrisp
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“You are not a Foe. Why are you bleeding? What happened?”
not talking about it
nothing serious
chrisp
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“Paper Cut?”
/giggle
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yeah basically
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“Got any Band-aids?”
This talk about bleeding reminds me of exactly what I’m about to post:
The Player Character Shanoa claims that Humanity does not desire Dracula’s return but every time he returns it is because Humans, Vampires or Death keeps resurrecting him. He never comes back on his own volition!
The 100 Year Rule isn’t even absolute! He is resurrected whenever Humanity, Death or Vampires say so which is every 5-10 Years!
Of course Humanity would resurrect Dracula since he is the most well known Vampire over Carmilla, Elizabeth Bathory, Orlox and the others. They would also resurrect King Arthur if given the chance since he is the most well known King!
If you are well known chances are Humanity would bring you back from the dead the first chance it gets! Humanity yearns for the presence of the famous!
pokes his head out of Surfy’s pocket
TWO WHOLE BIRTHDAYS?!?!?!?! HOORAY FOR CYNDI AND MER!
poofs into otter form to go find some tasty 
to make two whole tasty 
for Cyndi and Mer
SQUEEP SQUEEP SQUEEP!
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Are you the reason why I woke up to two cakes today?
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I wonder what that would taste like.
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Depends on the frosting. Cream cheese or buttercream is a possibility but I’m thinking Lox or maybe caviar. Caviar would offset some of the gamey-ness of the “bear” meat.
I’ve actually eaten bear and, like all game meats, it is rich in flavor but on the chewy side. It does not taste like chicken. LOL.
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As long as the gnome is not eating my quackers 
which we need in WoW.
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We had ducks as pets when I was growing up. This would have been in the early '60’s when houses were small but yards were large. We had a pond and everything. The ducks ended up nesting under the house which was raised and not on a foundation. A few cats met their ends going under there looking for a meal. Never underestimate a couple dozen enraged quackers.
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died in hardcore poe today. the hardcore life 
starting to think maybe it’s time for a new game lol any cool rpgs out?
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Elmer comes back into the Lounge pushing a gigantic bear with a burlap sack over his head who, seemingly just won’t stop complaining
“Little Gnome, I have told you before: I am not a bear! I am Malfu-”
smacks the bear on his nose through the sack
“Nope! You’re telling a lie! I saw you be a bear! Now be a good bear for once and let me make you into a cake for Mer and Cyndi!”
Again, through the sack, the bear’s muffled voice…kind of…booms.
“Listen here, you psychopathic, moronic, Gnome! I have told you who I am! Just ask my…wife? Uhhhh. What was her name again? Tammy? Tonya? Maybe…ummmm…Tyrone? I don’t remember. But ask her an-”
smacks the obviously lying bear over the head with a stick and begins to whistle happily while he begins to slather the unconcious bear with various flavors and colors of frosting and placing lit candles all willy nilly on the bear
A wide grin spreads across his face as Elmer steps back and proudly admires his handiwork.
“YAY! I made a tasty for Mer and Cyndi’s birthdays!”
Elmer climbs into Surfy’s pocket for some party supplies and begins to decorate the lounge for Merlina and Cyndi’s birthday party and ends up covered in brightly colored feathers, bear fur, glitter, and gaily colored paper streamers
Happy Birthday, Cyndi and Mer!
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happy birthday Cyndilou and Merlina. I remain a toxic mess but I wish you both well.
chrisp
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It’s ok. Malf wasn’t going to be doing anything anyways. I don’t think anyone will notice. “He just went back to sleep.”
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