Where we speak matters not to me, my words above are true. But like all things with me there may be double meanings. My other may be darkness incarnate, but she is not wicked. You may find my own mind clever and cunning beyond reason, and yet I cannot trick her.
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“What does she look like? How did you meet? How long have you known her? Is it serious? Are you married? Does she work? So many things I want to know.”
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Darkness Incarnate, my dear.
Fate, we both saw one another and proclaimed we would never fall for such a opposition, and yet… Fate enjoys those who declare to be its master.
Many eons, near the beginning of my creation and those before me.
The many eons of uninterrupted bond would suggest yes.
It was upon this year we would secure the spells to grant a more permanence to our bond… But Plagues raged across the lands.
I alone carry the burden to aspire to rule the universe, a task I do willingly.
So many things that might be said.
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A dwarf to mediate, the ever cryptic one will state things in his way. For what is darkness incarnate to a creature so evil but pure perfection?
“Never mind. Answering me in character just confuses me. That is why it would be better in Bnet.”
“I was hoping for real life answers, to real life questions.”
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It is my nature.
“Then I just have to settle for never knowing.”
/sad sigh
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quoting myself, because this is the type of stuff which keeps me up awake at night.
try to sleep, random stupid irrelevant thought enters head, spend the next 3 hours arguing with myself. 
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“I just looked it up. Yes, it says Antarctica on their birth Certificates.”
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Never get into an eating contest with a dog. You will never win. 
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I hope everyone had a fantastic day and an even more tremendous day tomorrow, filled with love, joy, laughter, and lots of tasty candy cane flavored 
!
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“I’d give this one a thousand likes, if I could.”
/ROTFLOLH
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“What are those from?”
10/char
Search drunk Christmas
I had been looking for the Santa in the parking garage, I remember it from last year
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“So it’s not from a Movie?”
The parking garage one is just someone posting something from a garage security camera
It was on the news last year, that the first time I saw the garage one
I have no idea what the origin of the other one is
Wait no, that might be from that movie bad Santa, I’m thinking of another one
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I’ve been looking in gify for a gif that has a Grateful Dead Christmas. None. Tons of Grateful Dead gifs, but sadly, none that are Grateful Dead. 
…in any event, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
https://media.giphy.com/media/8mVnwGz7cOLVCZ2XIB/giphy.gif
And remember, Jerry is watching us all with much love!
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