She has purple hair
Dresses like a pirate girl
Kills you with tankards
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“Such a rare beauty.”
/grin
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“I only have one other WoW inspired Poem…”
“Dangerous Desire”
‘By Lady Cyndi Lou Marris Hue’
“I stood there, searching the darkness,
For a glimpse of my hidden desire.
The one for whom I strive,
To avoid the funeral pyre.
As my diligence faltered,
And I turned to go,
A chill wind, migrated in,
And gently began to blow.
The parting clouds exposed a full moon,
Sending it’s light into the shadows.
Illuminated skin reflected back, so bright.
Glowing eyes, two gems in the night.
There she stood, newly dead, freshly risen,
The Banshee Queen’s new slave.
Never even buried, never saw a grave.
The sadness of her smile,
Her haunting wistful style,
Draws me to her like a moth,
To the flame that is beyond the glass.
Some day my soul will grow brave.
And I will whisper to her of this sight.”
/smile
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Forums are kinda dead, game’s definitely dead (nothing to do but play Alliance alts), only minor news on 9.1, etc etc. What is everyone doing during this downtime?
I’m spending more time watching twitch streamers than playing the game at the moment, and spending more time on reddit than these forums. Been binging YouTube quite a bit too.
As a side-note, ion pls hurry up with the patch 
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meow.
what i am doing is staring into the oblivion of my empty soul wishing i could be someone but i can’t really do much of anything.
sigh… i feel like i’ve missed my window of opportunity to paint the exterior of my bakery box.
i got it undercoated, but then the temperature suddenly dropped 15 degrees, and it’s been constantly cold and rainy ever since.
i need it to be warm for the paint to flow, and not raining … because i can’t spray inside.
so i’ve just been watching lots and lots of youtube videos about fancy cakes and donuts and bakery goods.
mostly stuff from korea, it seems they REALLY love fancy cakes in korea.
i think the mods got sick of the mega trolls, and nipped it in the bud… there’s a lot less smack-posting going on.
really?
i logged into org on one of the oceanic realms the other day, and was gobsmacked at the quantity of people hanging out in town.
i rarely hit up big cities, i spend most of my time in the world doing stuff.
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“I just use my Shower Stall. The bathroom has an exhaust fan, and the shower curtain keeps all the paint inside the shower. It all washes off… eventually.”
/giggle
we rent… if it was my own house, i might consider it 
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“I totally understand that one.”
“I want to build a Painting Shed, in my yard.”
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we need more Dwarves
next one to post i will sing to a million dollar contract
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/pounce
/huggle
/grin
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just sign here and we are all set lolz
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“Will an X do?”
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yes contractually obligated friend 
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“Not obligated, until I sign.”
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only obligated to be a dwarf contractually obligated friend is an old conan o’brien joke 
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“That explains things. I never watched him.”
/lol
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Whoo hooo
$1 mil reached come on 
party
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oh really?
i went for a nap.
HOORAY!!
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