It’s a disguise! I’m not going to make you into a sandwich! It’s to protect you from all the crazy Gnomes who might mistake you for a non-eating bear!
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It came out in BFA
Where I’ve always felt Dolphin were some of the most wonderful creatures - of course I had to get it for my druids
It might be a barbershop option now - not sure
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Does it kick you out of swimming form when you jump out of the water?
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I don’t see any barbershop option for aquatic form so I dunno. The glyph isn’t available on Staghelm AH at the moment and I don’t have much gold. Maybe someday I can get it though, would be cool to be a dolphin.
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Yeah, it was an annoying stat squish thing that I wish bliz would reverse
Being the simple person that I am sometimes I had fun just taking a day swiming - no questing, no fighting. Just being a dolphin swiming fast and exploring 
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Must be nice to find joy in things like that. I don’t roleplay or do anything peaceful in WoW… most of the time… I fear I can’t understand taking joy in simple things like enjoying swimming as a dolphin… too caught up in virtual violence I guess, when I’m not slacking off like I am almost all the time these days.
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I am back.
I also never figured out where to get the dolphin swim form thing in retail before I stopped playing. I was a bit to lazy to look it up lol
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Peaceful is a bit of a challenge that I gleefully accepted.
This is my peacenik nelfykitty 
Leveled thru exploring, mining, herbing, cooking and holiday quests.
No killing
Took forever but was kind of fun trying
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I have never tried a purely peaceful leveling toon but unless we get MoP servers I don’t think I will. I think that is when they brought in leveling though prof?
I just don’t like how leveling has changed in retail. I enjoy going though the entire world as a journey with each toon.
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That could be around the time I started Merliah
I really wasn’t feeling alliance back then - didn’t desire fighting in the wars of Stormwind’s King Testosterone Poisoning
So it gave me a nice option
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Hello. I’m back from my travels.
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Welcome back
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Thank you kindly.
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(switched back from Aquladea)
I feel like nobody is ever gonna love me again. I dunno. Oh well. Some people live and die without love. Some people might even like it that way, I dunno.
Imagining Shadowlands was my mistake maybe. The afterlife should have remained nebulous and undefined… the Light’s heaven and shadowlands hell and the Dream’s rebirth and whatnot. Seems like all I make are mistakes sometimes. I barely think anymore. Just go by feeling, and my feelings are sinful. Criminally sinful if I didn’t control them. And go by habit. Rarely do I do anything the slighest bit brave or thoughtful.
Welcome back.
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Thanks so much.
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I have missed some of the quality of life improvements that came in TBC like being able to search for prof trainers on the mini map again. And the regent vendors. Oh my is that so helpful as you can’t ask guards where they are at.
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My roommate got into the beta but I didn’t. Rip.
My roommate’s web server got ddosed. The host is now wanting to charge her 140/mo.
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so i got an old wow guildy from 14 years ago wanting me to come back for tbc
im just like dang it don’t you get me pulled back in.
as loungers are going about their business, a foul wind breezes in
near the middle of the lounge, an area of floor becomes discolored as a gelatinous ooze begins to seep through the floor
the ooze coalesces into the shape of a gorgeous Blood Elf
when the shape is fully formed, Selosse smiles and says
My Druid main finally got the Delicious Chocolate Cake recipe!
I am cooking achievement complete!
reverts to her true form, that of a gelatinous goo, a gift from a powerful demon mistress
she seeps back into the floor
the foul breeze is gone
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