This how you find a a tasty bear. It’s scientific and proven.
Find a bear. Ask it if it’s a bear. If it says, “yes” or just goes about it’s merry way, you leave it alone. Because it’s a good and, most importantly, honest bear.
If it says, “no” or tries to claim it’s a druid or something and tries to use it’s tricky magic to turn into a Night Elf or Tauren or something else, you know it’s lying. Because only a bear would lie about being a bear so it doesn’t get made into a tasty 
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What those lying bears don’t know is that it’s the lies that make them so tasty.
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Then you’re not tasty enough to be a sandwich. Because you were honest. See? It’s scienctific!
climbs up on the funny cow guy’s head and scritches him behind his ears and horns
I’m curious, would you eat care bears?
evil giggle
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I don’t know, that is a good question. Probably not, because they are meant to be educational.
If they don’t lie, they’re not tasty. And if they’re not tasty, why would I eat them?
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Care bears can have a sweet delectable honey flavor or so I’ve heard. If you slow cook them into in a crockpot they come nice and tender. Well worth the wait.
Because they are different colors, they ar ed different flavors. Take the blue one, he’s blueberry flavor. So honey blueberry flavored.
I don’t lie either.
I just grab picnic baskets and run really really fast
wooohoooohooohoooo
/cheetah form
/runs quick
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After an adventurous morning with the amityville toaster, I decided on having donuts.
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Donuts will go straight to your butt and thighs. I’m undead I can eat whatever ever I want, my body doesn’t function like it used to compared to when I was alive.
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But I want them to go to my butt and thighs, so I can look more like this.
as it is right now I couldn’t squish a marshmallow, once I achieve my goal I should be able to crush an ogre’s head. 
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In some of the elf threads there is a pic of an fat elf, which makes me laugh. To describe it since I’m trying to get tl3, imagine a elf’s head photo shopped onto a Kul’tiran’s body.
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before and after, the power of donuts.
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Why can’t we have transmog options like that 
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I would love that, heck any helm or hood option where we don’t lose our hair would be nice.
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