All these NPCs with trash/slime/etc abilities makes me want to play a garbage based class that best matches my skillset in this game
Make it happen Blizzard 
Also Vulpera should be the best garbage class because duh trash pandas
Garbagemancer 
Toxic Avengers. Add mops as 2 hand weapons.
Playable rats?
flower is clearly drunk. that or trying to one up me. cracks knuckles maybe i should write about a skibidi dumpster toilet kobold class.
I do love me some Secret of NIMH
With an ability to throw down “Caution” folding floor signs (their version of ‘totems’), and a channeled ability called “Mop Up,” where your character simultaneously emotes “On your left.”
That’s part of the custodial arts spec
They could even wield a garbage can cover as a shield, and be the first shield tank to wield a 2 hand weapon (mop only) in your main hand.
maybe another hero spec could be Chimney Sweep, and have roots in Gilneas!
They would need an ability called “Dumpster Dive” that works kind of like a warlock gate by clicking on it, but your group members can jump in to reduce damage of an incoming ability. Kind of like AMZ. Upon exiting the Dumpster, all those who entered can get a short buff to their highest secondary stat called “One Man’s Trash is Another’s Treasure”.
Also, I forgot to spread some positive vibes for the self-deprecating humor. I suck at that 
One of the three possible Tinkerer Specs could be a…
Junkman:
Throws various broken mechanical things at enemies for direct damage.
Throws rancid garbage at enemies to apply DoTs and Debuffs.
As a defensive CD they throw a pile of trash on the ground which reduces players damage taken while inside of it due to the increased immune system for existing in trash.
Someone asked for an alchemist class before with a potioneer type combat. You mix and throw potions to summon slimes and debuffs, dots, etc.
A class that actually lets me ook my dook at my enemies??
Has my endorsement. 
The first thing that popped into my head was Oscar the Grouch. I watched a lot of Sesame Street as a kid 
We already have demon hunters.
I want a slime pet; they’re so cute.
