Hi team!
Recently a paladin with a fun hat pointed out that I’m not very good (fair). I think he’d appreciate my Boomer Chad jokes with that party hat of his. Apparently, I was wrong. Dead wrong. Anyways, he let me know that using my Logitech 2 Button Roller Ball mouse may be directly impacting my gaming performance and correlate to my lack of rating.
I was up all-night thinking about it. May it’s time for Old Jim to grow up? I sat there at 3:00 AM and ugly cried into by bathroom mirror. But alas I realized, he offered another suggestion. This same paladin told me to use a joystick instead. As an avid player of MechCommander, I raced to my basement and dusted off my old gaming box. And there it was, my salvation! My Logitech 3D Extreme Joystick.
Do I make the swap? Will it help my game? Will I finally hit Rival II? Will that paladin look at my check PvP next season be proud of me?
Please give me your advice. I don’t know what to do, and I’m at a crossroads. I’m desperately trying to immerse myself in edgy youthful culture. I’m growing a thinning Broccoli hairdo and I’ve been only eating Takis for 3 weeks straight, I think my kidneys are failing but Bramson dabbed on my wife when I called her a “Karen” the other day. I’m slowly being accepted. HELP.
Sincerely,
Party hat sympathizer edge lord instigator supreme lord GrandpopJim
P.S. would a Dxracer chair give me a rating boost?