Gallywix > Mekatoque

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Gallywix is so much more interesting and colorful than the loser robot mekkatoque.

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They both suck. Gally is just a generic wallstreet suit.

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He’s got more chins. Thats about where his advantages end

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gotta admit i love Gallywix since that war campaign quest

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What an interesting point coming from you,
Makkatorque forever :heart:️

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Ladies, gents, let’s think about this!

What’s Gallywix got?

  • A lot of chins, yes
  • Great sense of humor
  • Obsession with Azerite
  • Oppressing the goblin masses

What’s Mekkatorque got?

  • Elected
  • Some pretty sweet hair
  • The squeakiest and gruffest tiny tinker voice
  • Some pretty epic button-pushing, the likes of which haven’t been seen since Ulduar
  • Radical weaponry
  • Apparently a bomber jacket?

I think the results speak for themselves.

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Goblins are better inventors… :thinking:

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8

Gazlowe > Gallywix

We all know he’s Horde.

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9

wut?

Y’all need to accept the inevitable.

Gnomeapocalypse

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10

wut?
/10 char

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Gally is just Robert Kotick if he were a wow character.

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Goblins use performance enhancing substances! Kajamite. With out it they’d be dumb as rocks and still enslaved by the Zandalar.

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Makkatorque = Bill from Stargate SG1

Gallywix = Donald Trump

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You’ve convinced me, Gallywix wins in a landslide!

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16

Gnomish tech is less likely to explode on use.

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See? Even the green text gnome admits that the Gnomes will be eradicated by superior goblin tech.

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Greed is ugly.

So is sycophancy.

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Gallywix is a hideous, greedy, heartless jerk.

I like Mekkatorque better. (Who is “Mekatoque”, OP?)

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You’re right, they should make gallywix the next warchief.