G.I.R.L=Goblin In Real Life

Why is it that everyone I meet through gnomemeetup.com always turns out to be a goblin trying to scam me out of my hard earned cash and engineering recipes? They are getting scarily harder to spot. Ugh... Good gnome guys are so hard to find these days :(
You don't have to be lonely at gnomers only for com.
Hard to look at too.
*kneels down and stuffs knees into tabard*

i'm a good gnome guy!
11/03/2018 06:36 PMPosted by Twonkie
Hard to look at too.


Get a less reflective mirror. In fact, I have several in stock!
Well, I am short IRL.
don't judge me based on my fellow goblins I want to create a master race. How can you fault me with that?
Don't worry, some of us still exist!

Just very, very, very, very few
Because online dating almost never works out and it can end with you being murdered.
11/03/2018 06:41 PMPosted by Wrenchester
Don't worry, some of us still exist!

Just very, very, very, very few


A few too many
this is why i don't discriminate on dating when it comes to race.

if you know how to have fun, entertaining in most ways.

an like chili fries, than you are alright to me.
11/03/2018 06:42 PMPosted by Mikazaki
Because online dating almost never works out and it can end with you being murdered.

Don't threaten me with a good time.
11/03/2018 06:33 PMPosted by Gnomest
Good gnome guys are so hard to find these days :(
all gnome guys are trash
I put that in the URL just to see if it was a real website.
11/03/2018 06:45 PMPosted by Lavinnelly
11/03/2018 06:33 PMPosted by Gnomest
Good gnome guys are so hard to find these days :(
all gnome guys are trash

Ouch :(
How often do you make these threads? I'm not complaining but maybe you should take a break from the dating sites if you're constantly being Gilbinfished.
11/03/2018 06:45 PMPosted by Lavinnelly
11/03/2018 06:33 PMPosted by Gnomest
Good gnome guys are so hard to find these days :(
all gnome guys are trash

Aww now thats quite harsh. Gnome guys can be amazing. Not good to generalize like this.

I put that in the URL just to see if it was a real website.


Frankly I am surprised it isn't.
11/03/2018 06:44 PMPosted by Hawkéns
this is why i don't discriminate on dating when it comes to race.

if you know how to have fun, entertaining in most ways.

an like chili fries, than you are alright to me.


sooo big boy

*leans on bar counter*

hows about we go skinny dipping in the sunwell together some time
11/03/2018 06:42 PMPosted by Mikazaki
Because online dating almost never works out and it can end with you being murdered.


Either I fall in love or I die, it's a win win.
11/03/2018 06:58 PMPosted by Mistblossom
11/03/2018 06:42 PMPosted by Mikazaki
Because online dating almost never works out and it can end with you being murdered.


Either I fall in love or I die, it's a win win.


Oh my. Man that made me chuckle. For record I did find a gnome sight on web,. cant post it for adult reason. Now I must burn my phone.