Funny WoW stories

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I need funny WoW stories. Let’s make today better than my night was. We all deserve it.

What sorts of funny stories do you have that’s happened in WoW? Entertain us!

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Funny wow story: The one the devs keep telling us that the game will get better next patch. :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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As soon as I got to level 5 on the stress test, an actual legion of Horde attacked Goldshire. I thought we were done for, but everyone started flagging and actually fighting back. I rolled a paladin so I was judging, healing, judging, healing, and not a single drop of lag was noticed. It was great. Not really funny, but the first thing that comes to mind. Honestly, with the pacing of the fighting and the amount of abilities, I felt like a Warcraft 3 paladin.

Not really sure anything like that will ever happen again, as it only happened because of the level 5 cap.

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On the stress test I got killed twice by a human priest and ended up rounding up a group of about 8 horde and she was still giving us the run around. Finally managed to get them but I am now burdened with great shame over dying twice from a twink priest just wanding people to death.

Great shame for me, great shame for the Horde. You should appreciate it as Alliance though :slight_smile: I hope my shame and suffering brings joy to you.

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Your suffering never brings me joy!

That story was hilarious though. :rofl:

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My Children’s Week orphan tried to kill me. :smiley:

https://1drv.ms/u/s!AiiYFpfkLUK-ghKjn2BHmGuZE43j

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LOL!!!

Let me post that pic for ya:

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Thank you very much. :smiley:

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Betty White boss confirmed for 8.3

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LOL!

This is going to be one tough dungeon boss to beat. I feel sorry for all of us. :smiley:

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I think some of my best stories come from one of our healers in my raid. He has absolutely no filters and no knowledge of the internet, so trolling him is the easiest thing in the world.

There was one time on Jadefire Masters were people were begging for him to Life Grip them after stepping on the fire traps. One was our tank seconds after the fight ended. The dialogue was:

“Catch me, Saulixo!”
“I got you buddy!”
Splat

I know it’s a lot funnier when you’re there to see it, but the whole group was dying afterwards. He’s notorious for never catching anyone or not using his Life Grip right, which makes it funnier. He’s pulled ranged into melee boss cleave before because they asked for a grip to save them from something else. Why he was in front of the boss, who knows, but he does it.

Bonus points to the hunter in our group who has disengaged off of every platform that’ll insta-kill you in a fight. Nothing’s better than just hearing “Oops” right as your getting into the fight. I have a Twitch clip of it but I don’t advertise my stream on the forums (guidelines and all). Plus my voice sounds like a cross between a dying cow and a crackling 50s TV since it was my old mic.

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Blackrock Foundry, raid finder, back in WoD. I was healing.

Right away as we all zoned in, one of the tanks started mouthing off. Called us all dumb nerds and let’s hurry this along, he has better thing to do than to carry us all, etc. He rushes in and pulls all the mobs then runs to the elevator to the left and jumps down. Now, silly us, we thought that since a tank pulled the mobs, we could dps them and I could heal the damage taken, but without the tank there all the mobs turned to the rest of us and killed us.

It was a very quick death, none of us felt pain. After we were all dead (and some respawning at the entrance away from aggro range) the mobs, including that big gronn, all ran to the elevator, waited patiently for the lift, got on it, went down and the mouthy tank suddenly went from full health to dead. Boy did he go on a rant after that. I don’t remember much of what he said because I was laughing too hard.

Best raid finder ever.

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We were running the troll raid, Zul’Aman I believe, and we hit that passage that has the flames coming out of the wall. One of our dps was always laggy and just couldn’t get the timing down. As the helpful priest, I figured I could just life grip her… well, my timing was off and she became a flying barbecue, landing at my feet quite dead. Years later we still laugh about it and I still keep apologizing to her.

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