Yeah, that was good one! Peons. Good help is so hard to find!
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If you go to Area 52 (Outland) and stand around, the goblins start reciting the lines from Elton John’s Rocket Man.
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In the Gnome starting zone, you get a quest to collect some parts to help cure your fellow Gnomes from being turned into slimes or something.
You watch a Gnome get cured, and as he walks off, the quest giver says, “Come back, you need a doctor!”
The cured Gnome blows up/is launched into the stratosphere.
At this point, the quest giver says, “Make that a rocket scientist!”
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If you think Ritssyn is funny, let me tell you about this really cool guy, called “Bwonsamdi”.
“That, ‘blink’ didn’t getcha very far did it?”
“Ah, a death knight! You should come see MY death gate.”
Please give us more of him in Shadowlands, he makes dying enjoyable.
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‘T’paartos!’
I just imagined him yelling ‘STEVE HOLT!’
Then of course the actual quest is very heart-warming and kind of sad.
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I dont remember the exact line, but right at the Ashran horde flight point, 2 orcs are talking, one mentions a “big weapon” and the other says “what, like a really big axe?”
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The one where Garrosh calls Sylvanas a 
That one in 1000 Needles where you assassinate a male BE cultist by tricking him about a mirror behind him
Me not that kind of Orc! 
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From the islands…“Aim for their heads it’s their weak spot!” makes me laugh every time when the Stabby little gnome yells it.
The meditating Troll in Zuldazar is cool. “Can’t you see I’m Meditating!!”
I get a big kick out of the small things they put in the game. 
…can’t forget Boomer and zoomer arguing about trolls and being trolled in Suramar. That’s a good one too…don’t know the quotes though. 
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This was one of the best AR unlocks - T’paartos was great!
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In the Dwarven zones when you click on the flight master to go somewhere, usually he or she will say: “Keep yer feet on the ground!”
Um, I’m taking a flying gryphin here… 
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LOL! One of the things my kids and I say to each other all the time is … “wash yer back!”
Yes, yes, we know it’s “watch your back” but it sounds so much more funny to think it’s all about the personal hygiene of Dwarves 
Freehold arena dialogue is funny. If it wasn’t repeated for 2 years of m+.
We had the same thing happen when we first encountered Rotface in ICC. We were already giggling from the “What? Precious? NOOOOOOO!” and then when we pulled the boss and he just shouts “WHEEEEEEEEE HAHA!” we couldn’t handle it. Some of the voices are just perfect.
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Hahaha, Good news! We’re always going on about the poison slime pipes too! Those were some fun times
The whole dialogue is hilarious but one line in particular cracks me up every time.
Johnny Awesome: "That’s all? One quest? Surely you jest. Are there not bear asses to collect?
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Putricide in ICC.
I hear everything he says in the voice of professor Farnsworth from futurama.
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Mouth is only hole banana goes in from the wandering turtle.
yes they’re real, they aren’t mine, but they’re real. -Female Forsaken silly
I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I’m slightly damp- male dwarf flirt
Normally, I only ride on epic mounts… But, let’s talk.
No. No. I won’t do that. …But my sister will! -Female blood elf
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“I may be a Mechagnome, but have you ever seen a Megagnome? They’re huge! At least 4 feet tall.”
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Anything to do with a samophlange. What is it? I don’t know, but it’s gorgeous.
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Brak Blusterpipe says: Billowing clouds of white smoke… Is that by design?
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Brak Blusterpipe says: It’s beautiful! …have we figured out what it does yet?
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Brak Blusterpipe says: Stand still, Rikkineez! And hold your breath in case you end up over the ocean…
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Brak Blusterpipe says: We just need to knock the centrifugal rotary ball clutch back into alignment. Easy!
So totally Goblin.
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